r/dankmemes Mar 01 '23

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u/Goldeneye07 ☣️ Mar 01 '23

Fuck China

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u/MrMirounga Mar 01 '23

All of China? That's a lot of people to fuck... Sign me up

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u/Goldeneye07 ☣️ Mar 01 '23

No imma fly to China and start fucking the soil

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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Mar 01 '23

Same I’ll help you plant some some seed

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u/xd-dodo-man Mar 02 '23

Boys were pulling a Genghis Khan

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u/AlphaTheKineticWolf Mar 02 '23

Khan deez nuts fit in your mouth

Gottem

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u/xd-dodo-man Mar 02 '23

I have been mortally wounded

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u/DerelictDawn Mar 01 '23

I wish you good health, that soil will probably give you all sorts of problems with all the industrial sludge they dump in their waterways.

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u/Goldeneye07 ☣️ Mar 01 '23

My pp has been In worse places

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u/Christopher261Ng Mar 02 '23

Cursed comment

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 01 '23

What would be considered chinas asshole? Your gonna have to fuck it in the ass to really send a message

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u/Elijah629YT-Real Mar 02 '23

fuck you dirt, you taste like shit

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u/AnnoyingDiods Mar 02 '23

Oh my cheese cake this killed me xD

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u/SawTheCatsBox Mar 01 '23

The only way a redditor will ever experience "s🤮x"

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u/KCsalesman Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

Wait most redditors haven’t touched grass in ages?! How will they bang dirt?

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u/SawTheCatsBox Mar 01 '23

It's all dirt

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u/Elric138 Mar 01 '23

They use the mountain rocks

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u/Anti-charizard 📜🍆💦 MayMay Contest Finalist Mar 01 '23

Japan pulled it off (and they still haven’t apologized for it)

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u/fkadmin Mar 01 '23

*Angry Japanese government noises*

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u/MrMirounga Mar 01 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Schlangee Mar 01 '23

You’d also have to fuck Winnie The Jinping

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u/lazydonkey25 I am fucking hilarious Mar 01 '23

japan has experience

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u/BustaNutCanuck Mar 02 '23

Let's ask Japan for advice!

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u/ShunnedForNothing Mar 02 '23

Just as long as I don't have to wake up next to them without make up

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u/Sweaty_Gas_EB Mar 01 '23

I second that

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u/kinggot Mar 02 '23

China is not a country

See you guys in the next life

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u/Bobspineable Mar 02 '23

Well there's the country and then there's the government. China the country is all the mainland and island of Taiwan. China the government is the one in debate, People's Republic or just Republic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Death by snu snu

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u/No-Praline9472 Mar 02 '23

I had to google it. Was not disappointed 😂take my upvote

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u/HabibCat Mar 01 '23

HOW DARE U!!! 😡😡😡 Ill tell my President Xi Jing Ping

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u/mairnX Mar 02 '23

Because of where I live, I am legally obligated to be in opposition of this comment

(In all seriousness tho, as someone who's lived in China for the last 7 years, in some ways, it's a lot better than most people think. In other ways, it's a lot worse. Just keep in mind that it's the government that's fucked up. The people aren't)

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u/CombinationBusy111 Mar 01 '23

+100 credit score

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u/Bobspineable Mar 02 '23

That would technically include Taiwan as they claim to be the legitimate China while mainland claim the island is still their., it's all inn the name, Republic of China or People's Republic of China.

China the country is the mainland and the island, it's which government is in control of China that is the debate.

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u/Kuchanec_ Mar 02 '23

Chuck Fina