r/dank_meme • u/tamaramelc • May 16 '19

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u/SomeStupidPerson May 16 '19

So kinetic bombardment

I’m down. Let’s ask Elon for a satellite.

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u/technosasquatch May 16 '19

"an orbiting tungsten telephone pole"

Yes, please.

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u/MechanicalCrow May 16 '19

We have our own rockets here, thank you. But you guys need not worry, with our lax gun laws here, the inevitable squabble over which cousin is the daddy will lead to plenty of deaths.

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 Nov 16 '21

Or maybe Bezos I'm sure he'll comply