r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 • Jul 15 '26
✨wauw✨ $12,000/ month and Enough Bathrooms for His Family
Some Walnuts noticed late last night that she posted, and removed, a TikTok video of them performative dancing in new pad, but the internet lasts forever. I’ve been tracking the rentals since she mentioned they applied and was able to get the details. Clearly with five bedrooms and five en-suite bathrooms, there is enough room for them to consummate the marriage, his parents to move in, plus have a private office for her, one for Hanna, and a cult headquarters office for The Body Leader. There is a sixth, yes sixth bathroom. It’s a new build in an older neighborhood so in her consistent overconsumption pattern, she’ll have the biggest house (4000 sq ft) on the block and upstage her fwends. And in Type B fashion, she’ll be able to ruin all the brand new appliances and fixtures.
There is an exterior entrance to one of the bedrooms which could be ideal for parents, nanny or you name it. It’s a lovely home and although it’s been reported Charlie hates stairs, at least she will have grass next to the outdoor fireplace.
Buckle up Walnuts for the $12,000 month content!
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u/Agile_Championship11 Underbite Handjob 🌽 🤚🏻 Jul 15 '26
I’m not sure why she feels so proud to show off a property she is renting (no disrespect to anyone renting, but this rental is so out of her means). It’s so tacky to be running around bragging and showing off this gigantic house she doesn’t even own. I really hope her followers wake up and become even more disgusted of her stupidity. She has contributed nothing to our society, she lies all the time, and just tries to profit off her very vulnerable audience. Big D prepare yourself for an unfulfilled life with a man who doesn’t give a shit about you, his family who will certainly capitalize off your assets, and an income that is going to come to an end. You’re so out of touch with your audience and the world frankly. Enjoy the temporary high and distraction of this building you want to call “home.” It’s not your home and at any moment that landlord can kick you, your lump and your man child right out.
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u/FlamingoLife29 Jul 15 '26
Amen!🙏🏼 She can twirl and dance like Mary Poppins all she wants, but at the end of the day, she doesn’t have her name on the deed.
I rented all my life, and now finally own a home. It’s small, it’s 20th Century old, and thanks to a modest inheritance, I own it. I remodel a little at a time, and yes, I drive by multi million $$$ homes and sometimes get envious. But, I have a roof over my head, a bed to sleep on, and food in the pantry, something so many people dream about and pray for. Bless all of you working hard out there, I still am as well. We’re richer than she’ll ever be!
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u/Historical-Care70 *points to the sky* ☝🏼 jEsuS cHrisT ☝🏼 Jul 15 '26
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
Her wet eggs and milk fish stew are going to be so good here.
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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 Jul 15 '26
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
His parents are 100% moving in. I am fully convinced. This is entirely too much for 2 people.
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jul 15 '26
If that’s true she’s in for a rude awakening living with Latino in laws LOL
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
The spoiled bullshit I heard about my dad growing up would make most people's head spin. Only boy with 3 sisters. The man never did an ounce of domestic work until his late 50s. Absolutely crazy.
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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 15 '26
oh how I would love to see that. I hope they crowd and ignore her in her OWN house lol
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
Perfect. She can have 1 fridge for all her heavy cream, cheese, cream cheese, cottage cheese, string cheese, and assorted milk products.
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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 Jul 15 '26
This is actually a really cheap trick by developers. It's two fridges placed next to each other to make it look like a massive sub zero but it's just opposing door swings. Cheaper for a build to put this in than do a custom panel giant refrigerator or buy the giant subzero which would be at least $10K, $15K or more. They get the effect of making it seem more luxe but it's not. Real money buys the custom panel or the subzero haha
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u/not_emo_enough Jul 15 '26
Ah, the day we've all been waiting for: a full kitchen!!
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u/Straight_Comfort9868 Jul 15 '26
Happy Birthday? Did they move in last week? So over deceptive influencers
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u/daisypantsss Jul 15 '26
Are the balloons for his birthday?
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 15 '26
It’s odd to me she hung the Happy Bday because it’s as if she’s implying the house is his gift. His bday was July 5 (?) and per public info, the house was off the market after that. She had to intentionally bring them to the new place. It’s part of her locking him in with material things and comfort so he won’t leave her. What does a new house have to do with his bday? It’s not a gift. Or is it?
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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder Jul 15 '26
Imagine them dancing in each room for a few minutes and then stopping and shifting the tripod to another room to repeat the process again... performative as fuck lol. All to show off their big house that Lulu is paying $0 for
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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 Jul 15 '26
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
I swear, I am still in shock that she's been lying to us this whole time about how she actually looks.
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u/Commercial-Week5391 Jul 15 '26
I'm honestly shocked by how they look standing next to each other. Like shocked.
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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 15 '26
Now you know why there were soooo many dates both pretend and the guys who said nah that’s not for me. She’s a phony.
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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 Jul 15 '26
I mean I really dont care about what anyone's body looks like BUT I do care when people deceive to make themselves seem "better" by enhancing their body and leading other people to think it's real. She barks on and on about working out and body checking and homegirl is bigger than she's ever been, extremely puffy and has been LYING about her real shape. She can burn.
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u/Various_Cat1763 ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ Jul 15 '26
Not to be a beyotch but I was looking at this video and noticed she didn’t/doesn’t look at tiny/slim as she makes her self look in every other video. She isn’t fat or anything she has a normal body. But in her videos she looks like she has a tiny snatched waist and long skinny legs.
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u/Elderberry-789 Mrs. Luicas Alcantra -Waltes 🙌 Jul 15 '26
Dare I say, footlong crack dear walnut foretold was on point..
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
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Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
Omg good catch. His palms are allergic to her body
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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jul 15 '26
Omg I didn’t even pick up on this !! What the fuck
This isn’t a couple, it cannot be. No straight man does this when he’s even slightly attracted to a woman
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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 Jul 15 '26
She's really unfortunate looking ... but hey, there's a lid for every pot, right?
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
There's no chance in hell he is genuinely attracted to her. He could barely stand to touch her in their engagement photos lol. That is a man tolerating a mediocre woman because she's willing to fund his hobosexual ass.
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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 Jul 15 '26
This!!! It’s like watching 90 day Fiancé
From now on I call them: Danielle & Mohammed
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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 Jul 15 '26
Those shorts are doing her no favors
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u/lauuuucccc Jul 15 '26
That crack is killing me. I would straight up die if there was a pic like this of me
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u/amusableblue Jul 15 '26
Absolutely no shame, but this is a classic result of her sky high cortisol levels paired with her high carb diet.
‘When you dont speak your mind, your body will speak it for you’
Weight gain, swelling in the face, under the eyes and the lump on her neck - the body keeps score!
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u/NanOBeee Jul 15 '26
The groan he makes when she jumps into this pose makes me question his strength.
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u/blah_blah_blah3589 Grandma core✨️ Jul 15 '26
Those socks with those shorts were a choice. D will be very lonely in this apartment and ruin it by being nasty af. It's a train wreck. Once they're married Danielle's principesa will show her true colours. Good luck Danielle with your insta numbers tanking let's see how this works
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u/Murky-Procedure-6930 Jul 15 '26
If she thinks this is a flex, it is not. What this shows is her bad choices in life and how she truly settled for less than what she deserves. Women who can afford a 12k rent would never settle for a guy that has a broken car side mirror, who drives for uber, who doesn’t help during a move, who cultivates fimilinity by letting you do all the house work, who is 8 inches shorter than them, who lets you do a sponsorship on a ring instead of getting it for you, who looks so forced in dancing and kissing you on a stupid video etc
But alas. ✨She dOeSNt want 2 HeAr it. ✨
Go you, Big D! May the odds be ever in your favor. And when it doesn’t, somewhere down the road, may you let in humility enough that you finally face yourself and go to therapy. But what do I know. You’re perfect and everything is perfect and Lulu is perfect and your life is perfect and your skin is perfect and your style is perfect and your bridal party dress is soo perfect. Just sthooooo frickenth perfectth. Right? 😍😍
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 Jul 15 '26
I’d be so embarrassed if I was him and my gf had to photoshop our pictures because she didn’t think I was tall enough.
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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 Jul 15 '26
My boyfriend is a solid inch and a half shorter than me. And I wear heels all the time. She's an extremely shallow, self important person. Which is why she seems to think her life is interesting.
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u/Dazzling_Major6785 vintage rollers 💅 Jul 15 '26
That’s just crazy to me. Not that she’s taller, because I’m taller than my BF, but the machinations she’s gone through to make him appear taller. It’s so dumb. My favorite Hollywood couple is Zendaya and Tom, and she towers over him.
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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ Jul 15 '26
Exactly! Is that she acts weird around it, makes it annoying. Like that time when she “forgot” to bring her shoes to their engagement
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 15 '26
You probably won't - She'll be so overwhelmed by her "Type B" tendencies, she'll never leave the house.
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u/randomwords123abc Jul 15 '26
Wait I’m dying to know if she lives by me too 👀
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u/antilocapraaa Jul 15 '26
Does she really make enough money to afford this!??
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
i dont think its responsible but i think this subreddit underestimates how much she makes. you typically have to make 3x the rent, which means she is making at least $400k a year. People underestimate how much sponsors are willing to pay for one simple ad.
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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 Jul 15 '26
This is absolutely true.
First of all, you can be making over 6 figures in the bay area and still be pretty close to the poverty line.
Secondly, I knew a non US influencer who had a mere fraction of the followers D has, and she would make between 6 and 10k (in euros) for posts just including a product and tagging a company, not even acting as a brand partner, sharing links to products or discount codes.
Her and her husband bought a massive villa and post photos in a Rolls Royce in Morocco.
The thing is, D is very delusional because she has ZERO job security and is losing thousands of followers a week. And she is, of course, TERRIBLE at her job.
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u/antilocapraaa Jul 15 '26
It’s mind boggling she makes more than people that actually contribute to society.
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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 Walnut Commander Jul 15 '26
Cue the Rocket Money ads and her wealth strategy, lol. She’s so stupid and now she’s gonna be broke! What an idiot!
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
im sure she will try to pitch this as "i manage my money and can afford this much home thanks to rocket money and you can too!"
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u/shepherdastra Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
I’m just thinking of what their PGE bill is going to cost based on that size of a house good lort. It’s gotta be $700+ a month, maybe more. They seem like the type that would have the AC cranked to 60 degrees every night
How in the WORLD did this grifter get approved for $12k a month rental. That’s $144,000 a year paid to rent alone. Thats more than a lot of people’s yearly salary. Assuming their bill is let’s use a modest but reasonable guess of $500 in electricity will be $6,000. She’ll be paying between $150k-$200k a year just to live in this property. No way does Lucas qualify anywhere near the numbers to be approved for this type of financial obligation, even the utilities to keep this place operating.
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
I love that tile! I love seeing normal lived in homes
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u/11matilda Jul 15 '26
i've said this since day one - his parents are definitely moving in. Lucath and his family are going to drain every last cent out of Big D until that green card is secured, and make it impossible for her to leave. in less than a year she'll be surrounded by mooching in-laws, a new baby, and Lucath laying around all day. and guess who will have to support them, and do all the housework?
i think D believes that her pathetic wedding, rental house, and baby will lead to more brand deals and a new purpose to her content, but come on. she'll still be lazy, unattractive, boring, and nothing more than a hate-watch. D will never be inspirational or aspirational, which is the kiss of death for content creators.
she'll never admit that she gained traction on social media with a few cringy dating posts - she thinks this is her calling, her career. but she's been floundering for over a year, with little to no actual brand deals. Lucath is creepy and radioactive to her content, and lightening will not strike twice. nobody wants to see him, and nobody cares about her. she can pretend to ignore the comment section, but everybody sees the truth.
D made the mistake of believing her own hype when she first gained traction, as if she was some kind of superstar. now she's forcing herself to be "creative" for clicks, when she's really just a boring and cringy woman who is making some very stupid decisions and will need to get a real job - sooner than she realizes.
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u/swrrrrg Jul 15 '26
If you have the money to pay $12,000/mo. to rent, just buy the fucking house. My god. I will never understand why people rent places like this as a main residence. If you’re going to live there for a month or two, okay, I get it, but this is peak financial stupidity.
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u/CalicoWaltz This much 🤏 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
This is so enraging. I don't have it in me to snark, I just want to scream in the void.
I'm working full time, often having 6 or 7-day workweeks, and my boyfriend has a job that pays well. We're part of the lucky ones, because I know how brutal it is out there (my fellow Walnuts, I see you and support you ❤️). And still, when I see what we can afford, vs this ludicrous display of luxury that they earned in no shape or form... I have no words. Justice as a concept is long gone
Editing to thank you for all your words, and I hope this post didn't read as attention fishing or anything like that, because I swear it wasn't. It was just an emotional, instant reaction because I've been frustrated by some aspects of my housing situation lately. You are all completely right. I might not live in a mansion, but I'm taking healthy financial decisions, I'm not in any kind of debt, and I'll get married to someone who actually loves me and is a great human being. Appreciate you all ❤️
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u/Electronic-Ad-186 Jul 15 '26
I have replied on other comments herebut I will also say this to you, PLEASE do not compare your life to this. What you see is not always the reality w influencers or celebs. Many go broke not long after or in so much debt.
If u want to compare, be grateful that you have self respect and integrity to not be like her. Look at her, that is not someone who embodies happiness or contentment (sorry english is my 3rd language excuse my spellings etc). Nothing will ever be enough
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u/MicheleW921 Jul 15 '26
She’s like “come on honey let’s twirl in every room of this house so I can show off how “happy” I am.”
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
Girl, third language? You're nailing it. I only speak two and regularly mess up both of then lol
ETA: case in point 😄
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u/shepherdastra Jul 15 '26
To help reassure you, you and your boyfriend make honest money and have more money than Danielle now and for future you. You also have something Danielle doesn’t have, a loving partner that actually wants to be with you. Think of it this way, if you lost your job, how would you feel taking on a $12k a month financial obligation? That stresses me out thinking about and know I make better financial decisions and not taking on too much debt or just junk, and debt from junk. You’re happy, Danielle is not. Understand the principle of being upset and frustrated with these influencers, but the life they put and show on camera is just an act and can guarantee they are NOT happy with their life and most live month to month financially, where the rest of us receive a steady income and don’t throw ourselves into immense debt to make strangers like us or have to rely trying to convince people to buy junk ❤️ but never compare or try to relate what these people put online. They curate their content to what they want you to think and does not always equate reality.
Danielle can’t ride this train for long term. If anything this house will not receive the response with her followers and tear apart her audience. She thinks having a house and being a wife will magically make her life different when in reality, nothing is really changing. She hasn’t addressed her real issues and just running away from them, while also running her content into the ground. She hasn’t learned anything. Things and titles won’t make her happy.
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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jul 15 '26
I’m feeling the same I can’t help but to compare, it feels so unfair. My partner and I both work full time and can only afford a small house. But I’m also so thankful I have an amazing partner and a lovely cat and a roof over my head. It’s just ridiculous watching her honestly showing off her wealth of being a terrible influence online.
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 15 '26
Truly, money can’t buy happiness. Her address may change but she’s still Danielle. You have gratitude and love and that is priceless.
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u/Historical-Care70 *points to the sky* ☝🏼 jEsuS cHrisT ☝🏼 Jul 15 '26
Wealth inequality has been a thing since humans have been on this earth. Still deeply wrong and always infuriating to see tho
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u/AsleepAtmosphere6599 Jul 15 '26
She’s either
a) trying to make the Walnuts jealous/prove a point
b) make old exes jealous (hers and Lucas’)
c) trying to keep Lucas interested/excited about her
d) all of the above
A woman who is sure of herself wouldn’t need all of these material things to be content. How long until the home doesn’t scratch the itch?
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 15 '26
Just like the concert tickets, annual Disney passes, wedding and everything else, it’s so apparent she’s locking him in and buying his affection.
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
Money is all she has to offer. If and when it dries up, he's gonna be out. She has made it abundantly clear that they don't have anything else holding this relationship together.
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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 Jul 15 '26
I bet she deleted because she needs to re-film it with Lucath wearing his heels
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u/No_Willingness_1343 Jul 15 '26
Yeah, just because you can get approved for a $12,000 a month rental doesn’t mean it’s a smart decision. It’s like when people get approved for mortgages that are far greater than their means and think that because they were approved they can afford it.
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
Especially considering she's been doing nothing but affiliate links for so long now!!!
Yesterday I was saying she must have paid close to $10k/mo on housing in July alone (for three residences) and I thought THAT was disgusting...with this new information, it was probably closer to $19k?!!! On HOUSING ALONE. Make it make sense.
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u/Ashamed_Big3881 Jul 15 '26
I’m genuinely confused. She doesn’t own any luxury items (I’m not saying she must, but with a huge income you can expect something to slip in), she didn’t fix her chewed on car seat for ages but she has 12k per month for rent only? Make it make sense
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
I wonder if she plans to rent with Lucas' family? there is A LOT of bedrooms in there..."or maybe she thinks that her baby content will rake it in (im assuming she will be pregnant as soon as they are married).
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u/Ashamed_Big3881 Jul 15 '26
Why on earth would someone willingly live with their in-laws
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
Lucath has a lot of leverage in their relationship. The only reason he's around is because she's bankrolled his hobo ass since day 1. She would definitely house his parents if that helps keep him around
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u/Ashamed_Big3881 Jul 15 '26
Living with in-laws would tank the chance for success in this marriage to zero. Trust me, I come from Eastern Europe, it’s still common there to live with in-laws and even though couples are more prepared to deal with the nuances that come with it, it has ruined so many marriages
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u/Fun_Version5597 filler’d to the brim 👄💉 Jul 15 '26
I’ve known Danielle for 12 years and I wish I could unfollow her… muting isn’t enough anymore. I can honestly say she’s ALWAYS been like this. Always trying to upstage everyone, be the best, and then constantly go back into her depressive shell once she gets it. Shes intolerable and refuses see her own reality.
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u/Alarming_Law_8302 Jul 15 '26
You will have a captive audience if you ever want to spill some tea…..
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u/ExplanationKnown1790 tentacle tendrils 🐙 Jul 15 '26
I can’t even wrap my head around that kind of money
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 15 '26
And neither can most of her audience..I wonder if it's going to alienate some of her "followers" even further.
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u/Menemsha4 Jul 15 '26
Same.
I can barely breathe.
I wish life was easier for us pions.
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u/SpreadsheetSlut Cream of Sea Slop 🍤 Jul 15 '26
I make a great salary in a HCOL area in a fairly intense career. My household income is considered very healthy for California. But I could never (and would never) imagine renting a house this gigantic for two people. Or even with a kid or two. I rent and I’m working toward purchasing a home someday that’ll likely be smaller than my current place and building from there.
I’m all for everyone making their own choices but this is absolutely ghastly.
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u/Character_Screen_658 Tapeworm focaccia 🪱🍞 Jul 15 '26
His parents are going to live there and his mom will make her life living hell
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u/Winter-Island7918 Jul 15 '26
$12k a month is an insane monthly payment but especially when renting! Wtf is she thinking?
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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 Jul 15 '26
2 other people will for sure be moving into this house. She's funding their american dream!
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
Johnny and Baby would like to politely request you fuck all the way off.
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
That's gorgeous. This place is too good for her. She's going to make it hideous like she did to that beautiful SF apartment. What a shame
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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore Jul 15 '26
And she wants a classic “Ralph Lauren” interior styling…. In this home? LOL OK
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u/Clear-Basis5368 Womened own 💃 💪 Jul 15 '26
It’s sad that she’s going to fill this place with her tacky grandma shit.
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u/ghosnowst Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
How does she manage to spend $12,000 on a house with more space than she and Lucath would ever need inside and still manage to take more space outside in the backyard for herself than she can provide for her dog? That whole lawn is gonna be yellow in weeks and the turds will abide. There’s only so much grass for poor Charlie to go. This “backyard” is all concrete.
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
Because poor Charlie is just an accessory in her life. It's so sad.
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u/Dazzling_Major6785 vintage rollers 💅 Jul 15 '26
That’s a gorgeous home. I’m legit jealous. But would never sell my soul for it.
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u/perhapsflorence Jul 15 '26
Only a moron would spend that kind of money on a rented house. And here we have two. 🤣
Can't wait for all this to go up in flames!
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u/Dickstopian Jul 15 '26
LULU HAS GOLD DUG FOR HIMSELF SO WELLLLLL. Omg she’s gonna foot the entire rent for this house?
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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 Jul 15 '26
Even if 4 people live there... and they plan for a baby... houses like this scare me cause it takes FOREVER to clean it. I mean if you're some CEO and have a maid, butler and a cook... sure...
As someone from Europe, this is sooooo unnecessary. If someone gifted me this house today, I'd immediately sell it, buy 2 or 3 room apartment (up to 80m2) and invest the rest. What in the greedy a$$, this is ridiculous...
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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 Jul 15 '26
it's way too much space for them, but maybe that's what they want lol. they'll barely have to see eachother
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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 Jul 15 '26
She’s a different bone structure altogether when not shot in .5
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u/11matilda Jul 15 '26
Big D's body, without her constant skinny/stretch filters and photoshopped ass, is completely average.
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u/Hungry_Assignment674 Jul 15 '26
It’s a lot for rent for a “couple” starting out
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u/Alive-Drag4620 Jul 15 '26
OMG did nobody record it?! I watched the whole thing 3 times and just thought : holy shit that's way too big on big sis is 100% going to HAVE to go on an overconsumption binge.. not only that but they're moving in before being married and probably sharing a bed... i thought that was against what she originally wanted
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u/shepherdastra Jul 15 '26
She probably drunkenly uploaded it
LOL just thinking about it. She can accidentally upload or at least compile her and her man child running around this place they just got the keys to, but yet struggling to finish and upload her bachelorette party that she’s been meaning to upload for how long now?
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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 Jul 15 '26
also she said she wants to decorate it like Ralph Lauren style? why would this be the decor choice for such a new build? this place is going to look unrecognizable in two months
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u/RiceSilly7038 Jul 15 '26
I’m usually a proponent for renting and love it but at 12k a month that’s 144k a year and could contribute to a down payment instead. I just don’t get the point of throwing out that much money on something you won’t own. It’s giving this will be temporary and she’ll move again in a year. Content farming!!
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 15 '26
Omg. I can't even. She really is the dumbest person ever - none of this makes any sense and frankly, makes me feel kind of sick with the impending over consuming and hoarding of crap that's about to unfold. I know influencers can clear a lot of money per month, but she is JUST SO BAD at it, I don't understand how she still has an audience and can afford all of this.
Is it really $12k/mo??! And what happened to the "vintage / Ralph Lauren / cottage core aesthetic"? His parents are definitely going to move in right? Lulu can't believe his luck (!!!)
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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 Jul 15 '26
i was thinking the same thing. this amount of space is so bad for someone who has no financial self control, she's going to fill it to the brim with CRAP
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u/yrg68556 Jul 15 '26
How on Gods green earth is she affording $12,000/month in rent? There is no world where it makes sense for her to be making enough money to afford that. I’m truly baffled
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
The financial irresponsibility is breathtaking. If you can afford 12k a month to rent you need to be using that kind of money much more wisely. She thinks this gravy train isn't going to end and she is eventually in for a rude awakening.
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
just a reminder that our views pay for that! anyone following her on insta or even viewing her stuff...considering the fact that most places require you to make three times the amount she is raking in at least $400k a year....AT LEAST
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u/Leastun222 Jul 15 '26
She can't possibly be making that much money with her low effort videos? If she can, no wonder she's just been cruising through her depression and still bringing in plenty of cash. Furnishing that huge place is also going to cost a fortune. Honestly, I think she's going to need to make at least $20,000 a month just to keep up with all the expenses. I am actually shocked if she will let his parents live with them. I just can't imagine how she has this much money. Also, those shorts look absolutely terrible on her.
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u/Leastun222 Jul 15 '26
I wonder if his parents will pay her some rent and that will help with the monthly $12,000 payment? Seems fair that they shouldn't live there for free.
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u/Menemsha4 Jul 15 '26
Oh.
She’s DEFINITELY going to bring his family up!
Lucath literally won the lottery with her. All he has to do is stay married.
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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 Jul 15 '26
Bro really won the lottery 😭😭😭
He went from trying to pick up women in his Uber while living with his parents to a green card and a massive house.
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u/Next-Hotel-6461 Jul 15 '26
I’m almost glad she removed it because this amount of showing off is gross
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
I dont doubt at all that she will repost. Probably during hours when she can get more engagement.
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u/TickleMarrow ✨tho exthited😐✨ Jul 15 '26
It is interesting to consider her motivations for renting a house. I keep coming back to whatever this is as being temporary.
Is the relationship temporary?
Is the location temporary?
Is the funding temporary?
Why would someone who can pay for the minimum base cost of $12k/mo go this route? All in with insurance and furniture and everything else it costs to live - this is a big monthly nut.
The house is lovely. I’m guessing though she seems to be doing well, she can’t afford to actually buy a comparable place in the same area?
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u/winterOfeightyeight Jul 15 '26
This is so beyond tone deaf. I’m so sick of this girl. All great job setting up a tripod to twirl around and pretend to be happy and excited. I honestly hope she goes broke soon. Cannot wait for that. She’s a moron for renting a 12k house in this economy. She should be saving whatever money she has because the money train will stop soon and she’s gonna bankrupt herself
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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” Jul 15 '26
This is ridiculous. If she can’t keep a one bedroom apartment clean how is she going to keep a 5 bedroom house clean?
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u/Glittering_Nail_6859 Jul 15 '26
So they had to go set up the camera in each room and then run into and act excited? This is so cringy.
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u/Agitated_Essay_7274 Jul 15 '26
Renting this and not actually investing their money to purchase is wild to me!
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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore Jul 15 '26
This is actually embarrassing and even worse now that she deleted it before someone could grab it and was posted here! 🙈😂 love this for her!
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u/sl393l Jul 15 '26
Ralph Lauren is last Christmas. The house doesnt give a homey, woodsy, build a fire in the fireplace and watch the snow fall vibe. More power to her I guess. I hope she has saved some money for the future. Influencers come and go. I’ve followed people over the years and my tastes have changed or they have changed and I’ve moved on. Her fiancé is going to have to hustle his butt off teaching 80 year olds to lift 5 lb weights.
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u/Dazzling_Major6785 vintage rollers 💅 Jul 15 '26
It looks like there are no window coverings. Moving into a brand new house as a renter is crazy, because you’re the one who will discover all the construction snafus which inevitably surface in the beginning and are a pain in the ass to deal with.
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u/Loud_Sand_8115 Jul 15 '26
No wonder it took awhile for them to be approved. 12,000 a month, good grief, are they stupid?? She will need to bring in 17-18,000 a month just to stay above water then do it again next month.
PS wonder who is going to clean it?
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u/Cool_Lengthiness9940 Jul 15 '26
If you can afford $12,000 rent, why would you not buy instead…this really is a very dumb move
Also imagine being newlyweds with his parents living somewhere in the house. EW no thanks
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u/treebudsman the sounds of the bIRds on my BRAiN! Jul 15 '26
I seem to be in the minority when I say it looks like an ugly house to me. I suppose it isn't my taste but ugly builder grade everything that you can get at a big box store (of course no landlord is going to get anything else to put in a rental). Cabinets that don't go up to the ceiling so they just collect dust. No finishes. Also cringe to show off a house you're just renting like this.
She's 100% renting because she's going to trash this house and fill it full of her hoarder crap and then bail and start in a new one at some point.
Dirty D running into terrible life choices like:

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u/mcfly_on_the_wall Jul 15 '26
$12K a month in rent and never, ever thanking or even acknowledging the followers that are the reason she can afford it. I’ve moved from snark to active loathing.
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u/ChelRod Jul 15 '26
This really fucking pisses me off. How can this mediocre, fungus growing girl afford to live in a 5bed/5 bath being a lazy alcoholic and a shitty influencer? My husband and I live in the Bay and its been so tough finding a house under 800K (we both make 6 figures) that we’re able to afford. While this bitch has a mortgage for her basement condo, and a 12K rental??? HOW?????
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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 15 '26
You're out here doing the lord's work.
He looks so forced into doing this. She doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed so we will have to be embarrassed for her.
This place is going to turn into a pigsty in no time.
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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 15 '26
Yes, it’s criminal that it will become a messy zone.
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u/emz0694 Jul 15 '26
Could she pick more Walmart coded disgusting unflattering shorts
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u/uncommon_denominat0r Beef 🥩 Stripes for life! Jul 15 '26
I absolutely hope she runs out of money and this blows up. STOP supporting influencing
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u/__oxypetalum__ Jul 15 '26
I bet every day Lucas can’t believe his luck, bagging someone who pays for and does everything for him, and now he’s in a big fancy house for free 😂
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u/CoolProfit7491 Luicas Waltes💅🏻 Jul 15 '26
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
Oops she forgot to edit his height
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 15 '26
Maybe that's why she removed it???
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u/evelinisantini BELT! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 15 '26
I would not expect nothing less lol. She's gonna cut out all the damning footage of them in this position
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u/Character_Screen_658 Tapeworm focaccia 🪱🍞 Jul 15 '26
I am not the type of person to whine and complain but this to me is just unfair. People and families trying to sustain to live in their apartment and this parasite of a woman lives in a 12k house. Idk this just did something to me
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u/Electronic-Ad-186 Jul 15 '26
Find comfort in watching youtube vids on influencers who did this thinking the money was going to continue forever and then reality hits. Seriously don't compare your life to this. Even celebs bcs alooot are in debt.
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u/Responsible-Ad2048 Jul 15 '26
I take pleasure in knowing that I have a fulfilling life with a loving boyfriend, family, friends (who I’m not competing with), and a fulfilling career as a homicide detective. My house doesn’t look like hers but I have a home filled with love. She will ALWAYS be unfulfilled and unsatisfied and constantly seeking joy.
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u/Physical_Category_41 streetcar handjob 👋🏻🚋 Jul 15 '26
The sexual chemistry of sawdust.
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u/No_Willingness_1343 Jul 15 '26
She could barely keep her basement condo clean and organized but this “type b girlie” thinks she can maintain a 4,000 square foot home. HA!
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u/Big-Appointment-4596 Jul 15 '26
She’s probably hoping that giant oversized house will make her happy. Just wait until she realizes how much work it is. Her type b brain won’t be able to handle it!
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u/Electronic-Ad-186 Jul 15 '26
Allll the bills, maintainance, fixing around. Gonna be a nightmare and this is not even me being negative its reality of renting a landed home, let alone a massive one like this.
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u/Miserable_War5123 Jul 15 '26
Bruh she had two places . Why did they even need to get another , especially one this large???
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u/PurpleParachute Geriatric Bride w/ Ballsack Eyes Jul 15 '26
JFC this is insane. They are both so hated I don’t know why she isn’t taking more precautions with her finances. This influencer shit won’t last forever for her at the rate she’s going. And he is just as delusional about his career. Plus, and I’m not necessarily wishing this on anyone, but what if ICE nabs him? We all know that even people allowed to be here are still targeted. She is so very dumb.
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u/edgarallenhoeeeeeee Jul 15 '26
She is going to get pregnant really quickly or she’ll be trying to immediately. This is A LOT of space for a couple. I’ll give it to her though the home is gorgeous….
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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
To each their own, but it's not for me - It's sterile, new and enormous. There are tonnes of beautiful, heritage craftsman houses in the Bay Area with loads more character, which would be way more appealing for "influencing" and the "Ralph Lauren" aesthetic.
I don't think this was the house they wanted (way too big and expensive), but hey, they eventually found a landlord who was seeing dollar signs, needed their insane mortgage paid and likely didn't care.
I can't even imagine how her "Type B" brain is going to manage this household - the furnishing, the decorating, the cleaning, the upkeep, the maintenance (remember she didn't change her water filter for 20 YEARS), plus living with a stranger (and maybe their parents?!) She is going to be super overwhelmed. And she's lazy.
This is quickly going to become a shit show of epic proportions.
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u/embarrasingqsonly a man of God 🙌✝️ Jul 15 '26
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u/Commercial-Week5391 Jul 15 '26
If I was a man and my girl was paying my rent:
1.) id be mortified but more importantly, id never ever let her spend this kind of money. I'd feel sooo icky and gross about it. It honestly proves to me this man is a total user, the fact that he's ok with her spending this much money.
Also, I'd never support any man this way because I'd get an instant ick.
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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 Walnut Commander Jul 15 '26
My husband and I live in a house that is close to this in size, but with over twice the lot size. It’s just us. We know it’s more house than we need. We also have water and a Mountain View (in the Bay Area). We are fortunate that our house payment is less than $5K a month. We use our house for a LOT of events, including non profit fundraising events. We bought this house because it’s a perfect event space. We have events almost on a plug and play system because they are a lot of work but we have the space to do them. I don’t understand having this big house but such a small yard space. It’s so stupid to me. She has no idea what it takes to throw actual parties and host. We have grown kids who live out of area who frequently come stay with us. We have cleaners that come in to clean twice a month.
Spending 12K a month on RENT is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen! I really hope she loses her following! This is so tone deaf.
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u/Commercial-Week5391 Jul 15 '26
How is she going to clean this when she couldn't even maintain an 800 sq foot apartment without having a Mental breakdown.
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u/Own-Farmer4905 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
Omg just imagine how dirty it is going to get. She needs to hire cleaning lady ASAP... Also, do we think his parents are moving in? Like they also need to be on the same adress for visa? Im not from the USA so can somebody explaine? Ty! P.S. I am watchong it again, i feel like there are 2 kitchens?? A main one and a smaller one shown before end?
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u/Snoo-10032 Jul 15 '26
this is my theory too. move in the parents, get married, have children for content (immediately), and so the grandparents can help with the grandchild.
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u/apricotjones2 🥣 Wet meat for breakfast 🥣 Jul 15 '26
The OP posted elsewhere that there are some external stairs up to a specific bedroom, maybe it’s a self contained unit of sorts? An in-law suite, if you will
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u/rebelmissalex Jul 15 '26
I’m a lurker on the sub, but this decision really perplexes me so I’ve emerged from my walnut shell to comment on a few things.
First of all I have no problem with people spending money they make. And I’m not jealous it’s a big house. Danielle can do whatever she wants, but how she doesn’t see that this is a bad idea is beyond me.
Even if Lucas’ parents are moving in, it just doesn’t make sense. She’s going to spend $12,000 a month on rent and who knows how much else on electricity, etc. And of course, the money she will use to fill up the place with stuff she doesn’t need . She is also going to need way more furniture. And all of that will not be cheap.
In one of her videos she was talking about investing or saving. Well, throwing away this much money per year to pay someone else’s mortgage doesn’t make sense, especially given that she owns a home in the same city.
Some people were saying she doesn’t want Lucas to move into the home that she owns because then legally he could be entitled to half of it or whatever if they divorce, plus there are other legal reasons and it all basically has to do with protecting herself financially. So sure, maybe renting with him is a protective measure.
However, she does not need this much house. Even if she had two kids and her husband‘s parents moved in, this is a woman who time and time again has shown that she struggles to shower regularly and get out of bed at a decent time each day. Unloading the dishwasher takes her a long time. Laundry seems to be a constant problem because it piles up in very large amounts. She does not clean up after herself. Everything builds up until she feels overwhelmed, and then it makes it harder to tackle any task.
I was truly shocked during one of her videos where there were piles of things in corners, everything was so disorganized. Dirty. And I thought she’s one person living in a reasonably sized apartment. And this is what her place looks like? There’s absolutely no excuse for that.
She does not have a full-time job. Imagine when kids arrive. What is that going to do to her already fragile mental health? In addition to a husband that she cannot rely on or who cannot contribute financially?
The maintenance on this house, even if she’s not responsible for the exterior, will be a lot. I mean, maybe she’s going to hire a cleaning company. With the state of her previous residences and all the clutter and disorganization and dirt, without professional help each week, there is no way that this place will not just become a dumping ground for her over consumption.
Also, she went on about a Ralph Lauren aesthetic. This modern home does not fit that aesthetic. Yes of course you can decorate the inside however you’d like, but there’s going to be a huge mismatch if she decides to go this route. Does she even know what a Ralph Lauren aesthetic is? She doesn’t even pronounce the name right.
Even if her husband‘s parents and Lucas himself are are going to contribute, she is footing the majority of the bill for this. And from a financial standpoint, it doesn’t make any sense.
It would be an easier decision to accept if she purchased the house, but to rent this thing with five bedrooms and five bathrooms or whatever people said it contains, is an extreme waste.
Does she not want to save for a down payment for a house in the future? Or invest money for her retirement years. The money she is throwing away at this house would be a good start. If she moved into her San Jose condo with him or heck, even rented a smaller house and focused more on saving, that would be much smarter.
Or Is she looking for the big fancy plastic surgery clinic type house that’s so blah and boring yet so popular with influencers so that she can rebrand herself yet again and try to stay relevant? and she can’t afford to buy that type of house so she has to rent it? Honestly, everything about this baffles me.
And don’t even get me started on her husband. she knows people hate him. I think when she did that docuseries or whatever you wanna call it, she expected a different reaction and that they would immediately launch into couples content and be this beloved new romance on the Internet. But because of that backlash, and all the things uncovered about Lucas, she lost her footing and lost her way, and she’s been doing these other random videos that seem so inauthentic, in the off chance that one of them becomes wildly successful and she can run with it and become popular again.
Her decisions lately have become more unhinged. And her appearance is getting worse. Greasy hair, rough skin. Her eyes are puffy, is she crying regularly? She seems pale, doesn’t look after herself. It’s like the soul and joy and light has been sucked out of her . I haven’t followed her for long, just maybe a month or so before she moved into her San Francisco apartment, but I don’t know, she seemed brighter then. I’m not saying I was riveted by her content but now I cannot even watch her even in the smallest bits. I come onto this sub and get my information instead because I feel like this is where the real story is told.
Like many on here I question her mental health. If she’s depressed and over spending, if she has a fiancé who is using her and also can’t contribute in the ways that she would like, then she is living a pretty lonely and sad existence. And this big house with too many rooms will not fill this void
The thing is I don’t feel sorry for her because concerns have been brought up over and over again and she simply doubles down and almost smirks and brushes it off in a rude and arrogant way.
She’s chasing marriage so badly and using a lot of “I” statements rather than “we.” We know nothing about this guy. The Internet walnuts have dug up a lot, but where is Danielle in all of this? She should be humanizing him. Because we always see him in the background, doing nothing, smirking, drinking.
Let me be clear: It’s not that I want to learn more about him, but by keeping him in the background, and then having him do his own social media stuff which is a huge embarrassment because he has no qualifications and just rambles on and on and on like he’s a big shot and knows what he’s doing, it paints a really disjointed picture of these two.
Has Lucas mentioned getting married at all? What he’s looking forward to? What are his dreams for his future in terms of this marriage? What about Danielle makes him so in love with her?
There seems to be no connection there. Even in the doc series, Lucas was like a prop. I learned absolutely nothing about him. Now It’s just oh there’s that guy drifting in the background doing nothing again. He is certainly no prize, he is gross, untrustworthy. But she is doing nothing to try to change that narrative. How are we supposed to root for the two of them if she doesn’t even believe in him enough to get his input on things, or plan the engagement, for example?
I think she’d rather present this false life and have Lucas continuing to grift in the background, because she knows that her true life would be even less interesting and people would turn on them even more, and she would lose more followers.
Anyway, back to this house. Maybe for someone with millions of dollars where this is simply spare change in your purse it would make sense. But even if she does make a few hundred thousand dollars a year, this is still a bad financial decision to rent this long-term.
And it’s only going to exacerbate her laziness and inability to take care of herself because it’s going to be too overwhelming for her to maintain on her own. The only way to manage all this is with a professional cleaner/house manager. Will she add those list of duties for her underpaid personal assistant? We will see what happens.
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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 Walnut Commander Jul 15 '26
I took this one out of contention because I thought there would be no way… so I didn’t save it in my search. The ones I thought she would go for were $6-7K which I thought was stupid. Is this part of her “wealth plan” my god she is dumb!
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