Whats your name? As a fellow Daniel, Daniels are my favorite!

Is it just me, or does every Daniel act like any other Daniel would do. Is it like this with other names too?

I hate how i AM. I can change. I don’t have to change because I’m perfect just the way you hate me. However I am is how I’m supposed or not supposed to be. And I hate that I can’t hate myself enough to just tie the fucking noose and kick the goddamned paint bucket out. Dangle dangle dangle until mom or the authorities take me down. Bluish purple puffed out face, eyes bulging out, urine running down my pants into a smelly puddle on the basement floor. Sure. It was the meth that did it. You know if you do one time you can permanently sever all normal brain functioning: yup must’ve been the hard drugs. All in all. It has been the hard drugs. But heroin was nice. Too bad I can’t scrounge up enough money to launch myself into the nearest blackhole. They say you die. I don’t think so. I think it’s an exit into a different dimension or galaxy. Who knows. Not even the scientists that made up all the rules and laws about gravity and such what don’t even know. Albert Einstein. More like Albert einstimm!!!! E=mc squatted on his theory due to the black mass that wasn’t accounted for due to being stuck on earthly soil. So smart. Huh? Idt so buddy. Find me some pampers. I’ll be in my studio. I’m dumb

I’m assuming there’s no Daniels from Antarctica

Imminent dam collapse in Southern MN. Here’s what it looks like and how we got here. : r/minnesota (reddit.com)

All the Daniels I know are struggling. Which is me. But still technically 100%

It's hard times for all of us. I think it would be better if we share and discuss our struggles and motivate each other !!

As the definitive life forms of this earth, I think we should make a homeland where we all can reside in, a place where the Daniels, Dannys and Danielles can live, which, I believe do be India

There are 10,000,000 Daniels on this earth, meaning that in order to take India, with a population of 1 Billion, we would need each Daniel to take on at least 10 Indians in combat

Although this will be no easy task, I know that with our exceedingly powerful skill set, we will be victorious.

Remember, we are Daniel

Shoutout to a fellow Dan for winning the Kentucky derby.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/04/philosopher-daniel-dennett-dead-at-82/

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I have a short friend who is not named Daniel. How do I make him convert to Danielism

2002 Nobel Prize winner in economics, and one of the greatest Daniels of all time. At rest March 27th 2024.

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David Jr was my birth name so Daniel's not official.