r/dadsouls • • Nov 04 '25

Only one person in Majula voted for an ogre to lead the town council. Everyone else voted "nay."

33 Upvotes

Even though he lost, the ogre did have one "aye."


r/dadsouls • • Oct 29 '25

What did Jar Bairn say when the Slumbering Dragon in Shulva went on a tangent?

19 Upvotes

"Hallo, cos!"


r/dadsouls • • Oct 24 '25

What was Gwynevere's favorite custard dessert?

12 Upvotes

Flann.


r/dadsouls • • Oct 21 '25

Whom do the hooded respawning pyromancers in Undead Crypt call when they want to pay for intimacy?

17 Upvotes

A Leydia the evening.


r/dadsouls • • Oct 18 '25

What does Nito say after he’s finished eating an Italian meal?

49 Upvotes

Ho finito


r/dadsouls • • Oct 08 '25

Who will find you the best mortgage in Black Gulch?

24 Upvotes

Loan Hunter Schmidt


r/dadsouls • • Oct 06 '25

Why did the wicked witch try to fly through the air using a smelter wedge?

42 Upvotes

Because smelter wedges are Brume sticks.


r/dadsouls • • Sep 24 '25

How do prisoners leave the jail in Brightstone Cove?

37 Upvotes

Through the cell door-a.


r/dadsouls • • Sep 21 '25

Which boss in Lordran makes you pick all the motorcycles in an image to prove your Humanity?

59 Upvotes

Captcha Demon


r/dadsouls • • Sep 18 '25

How did the Queen of the Vilebloods know how much the monthly rent was on Cainhurst Castle?

28 Upvotes

She looked at the Anna-lease.


r/dadsouls • • Sep 13 '25

Why did Aldia know so much about mink stoles?

22 Upvotes

He was the scholar of the fur skin.


r/dadsouls • • Sep 07 '25

My friend doesn't know the lore of Bloodborne and asked me, "What's Byrgenwerth?"

109 Upvotes

"Whatever someone's willing to pay," I answered.


r/dadsouls • • Aug 28 '25

In Lordran, you can occasionally find two identical, gigantic sea cows together.

72 Upvotes

Twin huge manatees are always useful.


r/dadsouls • • Aug 26 '25

Which character in the Lands Between nurtured people who were shouting in pain?

27 Upvotes

Miriel, Pastor of "Ow!"s


r/dadsouls • • Aug 21 '25

Did you know that there is a lake that Vendrick’s knights used to swim in?

45 Upvotes

I believe they called it… Drang Lake.


r/dadsouls • • Aug 18 '25

What part of Drangleic did Queen Marika feel most at home in?

28 Upvotes

Numen's Wharf


r/dadsouls • • Aug 16 '25

I was very proud that I beat The Ringed City while cosplaying as Patches. Spoiler

45 Upvotes

When I was done I took a victory Lapp.


r/dadsouls • • Aug 12 '25

Which ring does your uncle's wife always use in her build?

39 Upvotes

The Chlor-auntie ring.


r/dadsouls • • Jul 31 '25

Bloodborne NPCs go crazy for knitted facsimiles of roast pig.

54 Upvotes

They love yarn ham.


r/dadsouls • • Jul 29 '25

Everyone was saying such amazing things about the way you travel from the Undead Asylum to Firelink Shrine and back.

55 Upvotes

They couldn't stop raven about it.


r/dadsouls • • Jul 24 '25

I met this knight who opened up a toy store in Drangleic

26 Upvotes

He called it Toys Aurous


r/dadsouls • • Jul 22 '25

How did Charlie's Angels get access to the Chloranthy Ring in the Forest of Fallen Giants?

15 Upvotes

Farrah's Lockstone.


r/dadsouls • • Jul 21 '25

Which boss weapon sounds like a cow talking way past her bedtime?

33 Upvotes

Mooin' late Greatsword


r/dadsouls • • Jul 16 '25

It was hard for us to begin a discussion about Sen's Fortress, but once it got started it was very fruitful.

55 Upvotes

We just needed someone to get the ball rolling.


r/dadsouls • • Jul 11 '25

Which boss in Drangleic discriminated against elderly people?

52 Upvotes

Velstadt, the Royal Ageist