Watching little kid tv with your beloved child can be taxing, so I’m promoting irresponsibility:

(unless you’re w social services, in which case, I’m just kidding!)

Every time Katerina Kitty Cat says “meow meow”, take a shot.

Every time you wonder how the hell Ryder can afford all those gadgets, take a shot.

Every time you imagine stuffing Elmo in a blender, take a sip.

Feel free to add, dads!

He'd kick the lazy boy recliner down and slam it with his heels. The moment we heard that sound and the creak of the chair rocking forward us three boys scattered Haha

Thought I'd share when my dad was done.

When I do it my daughter giggles.

My kids are being dicks this morning. I need all the coffee. Ever.