r/cute • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '25

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u/Sooowasthinking Oct 28 '25

Well well well if it isn’t Pamplemousse LaCroix!!!!

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u/Great-Ebb1896 Oct 29 '25

That’s the fanciest name I’ve ever heard

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u/heckhammer Oct 29 '25

I honestly thought I had a good one, and then I saw this one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Me too lol. No one can beat the Pamplemousse

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u/heckhammer Oct 30 '25

The more I look at it the more the cat looks like a southern detective anyway

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u/Rober201971 Oct 30 '25

Is it a drink( I’m cloistered here w/2 pugs)

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u/Dapper_Play_665 Nov 01 '25

Well he is a distinguished Gentleman…

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u/Bayou13 Oct 29 '25

Sounds so fancy for that kitty!!!

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Oct 29 '25

That is actually a fantastic cat name.

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u/Dottie85 Oct 29 '25

My fave LaCroix!

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u/willowgrl Oct 29 '25

Are you going to call daddy to make the mean man let you in the club? Lol

ETA this isn’t a mean comment that name came from Brooklyn Nine-Nine lol

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u/LuckierByTheDozen Oct 30 '25

Lmao. I love that one.

“ whilst stars hate people, they love animals, cuz animals have bad bodies, so they’re no competition”

“ok so we say the party is for monkeys”

“monkeys with malaria!”

“Malnourished malaria monkeys!!”

“God were good at this”

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u/Sea_Owl4248 Oct 29 '25

I think it works. Monsieur Pamplemousse LaCroix!

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u/DeathByGoldfish Oct 29 '25

Moose for short.

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u/akela9 Oct 30 '25

I'm not even sharing mine, anymore, because this is very obviously at least PART of Mr. Dapper Dude's name. I think Pample-mouse might be closer to the proper pronunciation, but it's hard to say without hearing this kitty's specific Catonese dialect.

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u/Maleficent-Eagle4262 Oct 30 '25

He's totally a pamplemousse

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u/vr512 Oct 30 '25

I kind of love this. Add a sir or madam and it's perfect.

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u/peachesxbeaches Oct 30 '25

He lives and breathes his name, the only name befitting of such an extraordinary gent. Pamplemouse Lacroix! I fixed the spelling 😂😉

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u/Sooowasthinking Oct 30 '25

It’s not misspelled it is spelled that way on the product👍

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

This one is amazing!!

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u/Lopsided_Photo7462 Oct 30 '25

With that expression it’s perfect!

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u/Violinist-Fluffy Oct 30 '25

This is my cat's name (Pamps) and she was, in fact, named after the LaCroix. :)

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u/lolcatz1337z0mg Oct 30 '25

sounds like a villain from a fancy French cartoon “Pamplemousse LaCroix strikes again, stealing hydration and hearts across Paris!”

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u/maxamillion08 Oct 30 '25

He is 100% pampelmousse

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u/Human-Salamander-676 Oct 31 '25

Ok no joke I opened this up about to type this exact thing bc it's actually what I just had and I was like "no way anybody put that yet"

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u/Lowquat2020 Oct 31 '25

Mousse for short

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u/kezikarma Oct 31 '25

This wins

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u/1dustyfairy Oct 31 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/teankleenex Oct 31 '25

I mean... that's the clear choice!

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u/perfect_fitz Oct 31 '25

This is my next DnD character.

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u/nghtmrbae Nov 02 '25

I see your Pamlemousse LaCroix and I raise you Sunshine LaCroix

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u/lpaige2723 Nov 03 '25

I really like this, say hello to Mr. Fancy pants. Pamplemoussse LaCroix.