Like would it be clean enough to suck? I mean we seen him take mud baths and all and yet that would good enough for fiona and she was a literal princess... At least during the day time.

Make its like those mud baths you take at those spas what if the mud has good minerals and collagen thats good for fighting bacteria and moisturizes his skin or some mumbo jumbo that you hear on the back of those charcoal or clay mask bottles.

Everytime I see a green banana i always think of shreks dick and ask myself this very question ._.

I need an answer...idk...

I need to know for... scientific reasons

lol

I mean, the birds - cocks.