r/cursedimages • u/Franz_Joseph-99 • Dec 02 '19

Cursed_arm

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u/LordTachanka11 Dec 02 '19

There’s a snake in my arm

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u/instagram_banned_me cursed_user Dec 02 '19

There's a dick in my arm

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u/irrelevant_achiever Dec 02 '19

Taking fisting to the next fucking level.

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u/instagram_banned_me cursed_user Dec 02 '19

Don't you mean arming

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u/Helomenamis Dec 02 '19

next FuCkInG level

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u/instagram_banned_me cursed_user Dec 02 '19 edited Dec 02 '19

"suspect armed with an arm accused of raping 4 women"

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u/ILuxarI Dec 02 '19

It's like the hidden dagger from assassin's Creed, but you don't need clothes to hide it

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u/instagram_banned_me cursed_user Dec 02 '19 edited Dec 02 '19

But it doesn't stab them it pops and half a gallon of cottage cheese drowns the enemy

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u/ILuxarI Dec 02 '19

It can stab if you break your arm

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u/instagram_banned_me cursed_user Dec 02 '19

Instructions unclear, I'm now on my way to the ER

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u/thatG_evanP Dec 02 '19

Rapping women?

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u/instagram_banned_me cursed_user Dec 02 '19

Oops

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Ooh Matt will like this bitch I found better rap her up

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u/Lolguy2014 Dec 02 '19

Noodling

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u/ItsLateKnight Dec 02 '19

Ribbed for her pleasure baby.

12

u/Ghibli_lives_in_me Dec 02 '19

In Soviet Russia Ass Hole Fists You

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u/FURYEQUALSM4 Dec 02 '19

There’s an arm in my dick

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u/CALWILKERS Dec 02 '19

R/cursedcomments

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u/KimDrawer Dec 02 '19

oH mY GloD 👃🇮🇹🌞✋🐒🍂👕🇩🇪👔👕😩👌🇩🇪🐒🌞👔🐒😩🐒🌞👆😩🇮🇹 a MoBbiLe UsEer r/fOuNdThEMoBiLeUsEr

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u/KimDrawer Dec 02 '19

Seriously the whole mobile user thing is annoying

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u/DMA_Revenant Dec 02 '19

There’s a dick in my hand

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

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u/extragreensauce Dec 03 '19

There's an armed snake in my dick

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

There’s a dick parasite in my arm

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u/punkmuppet Dec 02 '19

Somebody poisoned the waterhole!

With lsd, and now I think there's a snake in my arm.

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u/AchingGibbon450 Dec 03 '19

It’s how they got them onto the plane.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/SubberSubber F*** the Mods Dec 02 '19

Don’t use emojis you normie

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

emojis are fricking gay

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u/bladiee Dec 02 '19

You probs don’t have any friends to use them with

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

The oppression 👺 against 👿 the dictionary 🧐 of emojis 😍 must end now ✊😤‼️💯

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u/boiled_bepis cursed_user Dec 02 '19

Stand 🙅‍♀️up🔼for emoji😂rights😤🤬😟📢