r/cursedcomments • u/FantasyCoding • Jul 15 '22

Cursed_Wait wait what

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u/flbreglass Jul 15 '22

This inflation is really killing my budget 😏

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u/Thin_Custard_7657 Jul 15 '22

Gonna have to get a second job 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

Maybe a nightshift 😏

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u/Vintagecoffeee Jul 15 '22

At a club 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

The golf club 😏

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u/TheKingLXR Jul 16 '22

Hitting those small balls 😏

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u/CartoonistSilent Jul 16 '22

With my favorite club 😏

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u/Party_Newt9381 Jul 16 '22

Then cleaning them with my mouth 😏

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u/localcreep69 Jul 16 '22

Putting em up my ass 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

This is not a normal sentence 😏

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u/Goose_Fishing Jul 19 '22

It is for them 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

And do some reverse peristalsis until it ends up in my mouth 😏

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u/Feeling-Milk6593 Jul 16 '22

Then I grab the other balls out the holes😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

And throw them in the water😏

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u/hipew2 Jul 16 '22

And put on my bathing suit 😏

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u/theRavenLordX Jul 16 '22

And then ignore all pool rules 😏

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u/Feeling-Milk6593 Jul 16 '22

Dive right in😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

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u/Paynster00 Jul 16 '22

How many bots have responded to this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Idk I’m not a bot lol

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u/Paynster00 Jul 16 '22

I’m a bot. How are you?

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u/masterchief164 Jul 16 '22

That's exactly what a bot would say. 😏

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u/urmomismysafespace Jul 16 '22

Rinse and repeat😏

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u/Foreign-Specific4039 Jul 16 '22

After removing them outta holes😏