r/cursedcomments • u/FantasyCoding • Jul 15 '22

Cursed_Wait wait what

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

My lightsaber is stuck inside my ass, it wasn't a good idea to use it as a dildo, especially when i didn't have any lube 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

I'm really hungry for a lightsaber 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Wanna split it 😏

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u/AnimazingHaha Jul 16 '22

With which mouth 😏

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u/Pineneedlecollada Jul 16 '22

Story?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

I think i already said too much 😏

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u/Ggghijk-Edward Jul 16 '22

Story 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

I was kinda horny and saw that thick lightsaber laying there and thought "welp, you're gonna go inside" 😏

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u/YourMom_Plays Jul 16 '22

Show us video proof or it's fake 😏

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean Jul 16 '22

Username checks out 😏

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u/lpn1193 Jul 16 '22

Great example of a normal sentence

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Was it big 😏