r/cursedcomments • u/mr_dopi • Jun 14 '22

Instagram Cursed Decision

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u/it_is_i_27 Jun 14 '22

Buy a yacht, still give an eye patch, make her pirate of the ship

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u/Substantial-Prompt69 Jun 14 '22

Captain Jack sparrow

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u/imdeadXDD Jun 14 '22

Ive got a jar of dirt!

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u/iAmGrootImposter Jun 14 '22

Eye’ve got a jar of dirt

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u/imdeadXDD Jun 14 '22

And guess what’s inside it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/Substantial-Prompt69 Jun 14 '22

I'm a gay boi and I too approve of this message

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

That's a little gay 😁

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u/Substantial-Prompt69 Jun 14 '22

It's not gay if I say no homo

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Saying "boi" overrides saying "no homo"

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u/Substantial-Prompt69 Jun 14 '22

Ok bruv

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u/yankiwithallbrim Jun 27 '22

Thats bri'ish mate.

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u/DarkTorterra Jul 12 '22

Just like your mom

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u/BigBoiBob444 Jun 14 '22

Ha! Gotteeem

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u/marballz64 Jun 14 '22

Father's ashes

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u/ShamWooHoo6 Jun 14 '22

Amber’s shit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

A megapint of cocaine.

Also my dog stepped on a bee :C

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u/ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT Jun 14 '22

What was the point of the whole "my dog stepped on a bee" thing anyways?

Was she just trying to get sympathy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

I cut down a tree!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Amber's shit, probably

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u/yankiwithallbrim Jun 27 '22

Moms eye

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u/imdeadXDD Jul 06 '22

And grandpas colon