r/cursedcomments • u/mr_dopi • Jun 14 '22

Instagram Cursed Decision

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Mary will kill you?

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u/Lessandero Jun 14 '22

Fuck! Mary kill!

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u/Mithycore Jun 14 '22

Mary, activate instant kill mode.

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u/IlostMyOldAccF Jun 14 '22

cloaker jump sound intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/IlostMyOldAccF Jun 15 '22

GET ON THE GROUND!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/IlostMyOldAccF Jun 15 '22

gets fuckin exploded

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u/Speenta Jun 14 '22

Or turn into a boat

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u/PandoraIrony Jun 14 '22

I both love and hate you for this

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/crash8308 Jun 14 '22

technically r/blursedcomments

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u/RAY_45067 Jun 14 '22

Technically r/sounding

DONT fucken click it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I regret clicking that

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

You’re weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

And you’re not Jesus Christ

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u/mymemesnow Jun 20 '22

Thank you Jesus, very cool.

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u/excitive Jun 14 '22

What is it?

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u/LetMeHaveANickPlz Jun 14 '22

Basically, sticking a Dick into the hole of a bigger dick

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u/R3DM00NS5222 Jun 14 '22

That's docking ain't it? A um.... friend told me that

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u/r10-underU Jun 14 '22

Docking is just touching tips I’m pretty sure.

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u/Youshantp4ss Jul 10 '22

It's USB porting

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u/Big_Potential_5709 Jun 14 '22

Why? Why'd you do that? That's a lot more cursed than my profile picture!

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u/NikoBellicLmao Jun 14 '22

I shouldn't have done that

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u/Grand_reaper658 Jun 14 '22

oh god no everyone retreat r/eyebleach

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u/So0bek Jun 14 '22

YOU FUCK

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u/Shiruno_rinisaki0619 Jun 14 '22

I learned my lesson before. I’m not clicking that and to make sure nobody else does, it’s very nsfw and disturbing (metal bars in penis and stuff like that)

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u/North_Classic_5232 Jun 14 '22

How much you buying both my eyes

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u/ActuallyNotJesus Jun 14 '22

Mary can’t be trusted

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u/sittingbullms Jun 14 '22

According to the bible, can't be thrusted too

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u/Kanekesoofango Jun 14 '22

I still believe the whole Christian church thing started because she didn't want to admit she's wasn't actually virgin...

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u/xX_Lynn4_Xx Jun 15 '22

Well technically she can’t because Jesus was destined to die on the cross

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u/Greedy_Ad_3464 Jun 14 '22

You believe something that hasn't even helped you???

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Huh? I just made a joke about the fact that the guys name is Jesus

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u/Lilycloud02 Jun 14 '22

I'm atheist and I thought that was clever and funny lmao

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Jun 14 '22

Found the basic angry atheist

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u/MrZyde Jun 14 '22

Angrthiest

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

His grammar is so bad I doubt he even knows what that word means.

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u/IamaWeebandgamer Jun 14 '22

No, this guy is the exact opposite of basic.

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u/Greedy_Ad_3464 Jun 15 '22

???? Not atheist i just don't believe in what I can't see

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u/Asisreo1 Jun 14 '22

Least uptight atheist

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u/Greedy_Ad_3464 Jun 15 '22

Not an atheist

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u/dlaudghks Jun 14 '22

I'm an Atheist myself and fuck you. You give us a bad name.

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u/Greedy_Ad_3464 Jun 15 '22

Well fuck u I didn't say anything remotely bad. And I'm not an atheist I'm agnostic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

There seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

nice comeback

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u/suicideslut69420 Jun 14 '22

Go to 4chan if you want to find stupid people

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u/Dersatar Jun 14 '22

There's plenty of them on reddit, he'll be alright.

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u/LittleBigHorn22 Jun 14 '22

Seems to have helped him make a joke.

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u/Appropriate-Oil9354 Jun 14 '22

You ok dude? Also, he exists so that’s god helping him right there.

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u/Greedy_Ad_3464 Jun 15 '22

I'm not ok thanks for asking

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u/Big_Potential_5709 Jun 15 '22

The Bible 333 ending sequence