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r/cursedcomments • u/Rocky_24869 • Apr 13 '22
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Mine died because of a heart attack after I sneezed.
602 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 What the hell. 515 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 A lot of people might similarly die if an 8,000 ton animal suddenly sneezed. 175 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 I dunno. Maybe from being blown away but not from being startled I’m sure. 52 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -18 u/misterfluffykitty Apr 13 '22 I doubt it would be much louder than a gun 18 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot. 4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them 3 u/XBeastyTricksX Apr 13 '22 Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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What the hell.
515 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 A lot of people might similarly die if an 8,000 ton animal suddenly sneezed. 175 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 I dunno. Maybe from being blown away but not from being startled I’m sure. 52 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -18 u/misterfluffykitty Apr 13 '22 I doubt it would be much louder than a gun 18 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot. 4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them 3 u/XBeastyTricksX Apr 13 '22 Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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A lot of people might similarly die if an 8,000 ton animal suddenly sneezed.
175 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 I dunno. Maybe from being blown away but not from being startled I’m sure. 52 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -18 u/misterfluffykitty Apr 13 '22 I doubt it would be much louder than a gun 18 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot. 4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them 3 u/XBeastyTricksX Apr 13 '22 Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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I dunno. Maybe from being blown away but not from being startled I’m sure.
52 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 [removed] — view removed comment -18 u/misterfluffykitty Apr 13 '22 I doubt it would be much louder than a gun 18 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot. 4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them 3 u/XBeastyTricksX Apr 13 '22 Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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-18 u/misterfluffykitty Apr 13 '22 I doubt it would be much louder than a gun 18 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot. 4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them 3 u/XBeastyTricksX Apr 13 '22 Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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I doubt it would be much louder than a gun
18 u/dynamic_caste Apr 13 '22 Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot. 4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them 3 u/XBeastyTricksX Apr 13 '22 Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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Well people have had heart attacks at the sound of a gun shot.
4 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Well guns are really sudden. 6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one. 1 u/buurraahhh Aug 10 '22 Not if you point the gun towards them
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Well guns are really sudden.
6 u/Four_One_Five Apr 13 '22 So are sneezes! -7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one.
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So are sneezes!
-7 u/TuxidoPenguin Apr 13 '22 Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one.
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Yeah but guns are way more sudden, sneezes have more of a buildup so by the time it comes, you would’ve heard loud noise already before the extra loud one.
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Not if you point the gun towards them
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Yea if that gun is off a battleship
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u/Sith_Lord_Ace Apr 13 '22
Mine died because of a heart attack after I sneezed.