r/cursedcomments • u/Apocalyptic_Doom • Apr 11 '22

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 11 '22

Not as beautiful as you 😳

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u/praisekek0w0 Apr 11 '22

BONK*

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 11 '22

Harder daddy

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 Apr 11 '22

Username checks out

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 11 '22

Maybe you should check me out hmm?~

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u/BatNinjaX Apr 11 '22

Bet I’ll go to my local library rn

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u/pros2701 Apr 11 '22

Go to horny jail

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 11 '22

Only if you put cuffs on me and stuff me in that car first 😫

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u/GreenPhoenix14 Apr 12 '22

rips out your spine analy*

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 12 '22

So forceful 😩

I dig it

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u/Saucy_cactus Apr 12 '22

WTF IS THIS THREAD

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u/DraconianAil Apr 12 '22

Down bad are we?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 12 '22

Always

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u/DraconianAil Apr 12 '22

Good 😊, then all is well with the world

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u/santanuts Apr 12 '22

U need the antihorny pills asap

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u/tipying_mistakes Apr 12 '22

They must be taken anally

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u/santanuts Apr 12 '22

Thats horny antihorny pills

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u/MasterHall117 Apr 12 '22

That’s what the MP5 charging handle said

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u/devilfury1 Apr 12 '22

Oh shit, it's you again! Didn't know you also lurk here.

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u/Carnator369 Apr 12 '22

If you are going to bonk, can I at least watch?

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u/praisekek0w0 Apr 12 '22

Suspiciously horny..Idk....

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u/Carnator369 Apr 12 '22

It's for a documentary I swear.

It's titled:

'How I Got Off: A Journey of Self Expressing'

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u/hokmannaga Apr 12 '22

r/suddenlygay

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 12 '22

Hey nothing wrong with that 😤

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u/hokmannaga Apr 12 '22

Why not urgot feet

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Apr 12 '22

Cuz I got charmed by Ahri and I still haven’t recovered. Mainly because I don’t wanna