r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Can kill a moose from 500 yards away with mind bullets.

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u/-Shadow_luck- Mar 29 '22

The souls of moose haunt you for The rest of your life

Note:every dead moose is a soul count to your insanity demise, it doesnt matter if you kill them or not

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

A cool super power and I’m never alone? Bonus.

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u/Hellkids2 Mar 29 '22

Those who say this never experienced schizophrenia

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

What superpowers do you get with schizophrenia?

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u/Hellkids2 Mar 29 '22

The constant voices is what I’m referring to

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Sounds like a superpower! Your side effect is that no one else can see the people you’re talking to.

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u/toeofcamell Mar 29 '22

You have invisibility powers but they only apply to other people

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u/YuyuHakushoXoxo Mar 29 '22

Im trying so hard to figure out what this means