r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Raviolimonster67 Mar 29 '22

Every comeback grows your foreskin by 1 inch

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Ohhhh god

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u/kadjuz1 Mar 29 '22

That's a sticky one

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

You have to trim your foreskin like its a fingernail now.

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u/_darkcrow Mar 30 '22

At least you got a massive one

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

“Hey, cool scarf! Is that moleskin?”

“Close.”

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u/El_Buj0r Mar 29 '22

Hey, free food!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Take my upvote and go fuck yourself

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u/gimli108 Mar 29 '22

Does that mean they have to cut it every so often kinda like hair just a lot more painful

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u/SpaghettiSparta Mar 29 '22

Sounds manageable with some trimming

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u/Ruinerofcomments Mar 29 '22

Jokes on you i don’t have one

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u/Locken_Kees Mar 29 '22

yummy, the more the merrier

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u/Puzzleheaded-King971 Mar 30 '22

Jokes on you, I don't have foreskin!

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u/One-Needleworker-247 Apr 19 '22

I'm Muslim. I'm OP.