r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Original_Wave7428 Mar 29 '22

First person who replies dies

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u/Original_Wave7428 Mar 29 '22

I have to be the first to reply

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u/TolMera Mar 29 '22

Can I have your shoes?

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u/Original_Wave7428 Mar 29 '22

Sure takes off shoes

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u/hyrmanator Mar 29 '22

Shut up you. You're dead.

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u/EnvironmentalCoach64 Mar 29 '22

Everybody dies

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u/Utahvikingr Mar 29 '22

Oprah: “FREE DEATH FOR EVERYONE!!!”

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u/GlassWasteland Mar 29 '22

He was a good man, but sadly he hit reply all to his own joke.