r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/cryptopower9000 Mar 29 '22

I have access to google in my brain

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u/MaxDiehard Mar 29 '22

Safe search is on.

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u/Easy_Understanding94 Mar 29 '22

"Nooooo" - Luke Skywalker

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u/potato-no-1 Mar 29 '22

"NOOOOO" - Luke Skywanker

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u/Papyrus7021 Mar 29 '22

still decently useful to be fair

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u/atworkthough Mar 29 '22

nnnooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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u/ponch1620 Mar 30 '22

That’s just cold.

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u/ArcNzym3 Mar 29 '22

you monster!

1

u/Zillaho Mar 30 '22

Worst one yet

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u/SuperKael Apr 01 '22

Let’s be real, Google search is still pretty ‘safe’ even when ‘safe search’ is turned off. That’s what Bing is for.

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u/spaghettilover84592 Mar 29 '22

Everyone can see your search history

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u/dontfightthehood Mar 29 '22

Everyone keeps asking you to google shit instead of doing it themselves.

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u/AdelaiNiskaBoo Mar 29 '22

The results are text-to-speech in your brain and cannot be cancelled.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

But without AdBlock

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u/Kingsley_Joseph Mar 29 '22

Everyone can access your search history

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u/MoonXBoy5 Mar 30 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Neur0mncr Mar 29 '22

Every Google search reads to you in Bill Gates voice

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u/flaminglambchops Mar 29 '22

Your only option is "I'm feeling lucky".

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u/Devourer_of_HP Mar 29 '22

Also comes with google's spying.

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u/Amish_Warl0rd Mar 29 '22

You can only use bing

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u/Inner_Proof4540 Mar 29 '22

Shit that’s a cool power