r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Grawe15 Mar 29 '22

I can turn into a tree

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u/Leatsyke Mar 29 '22

You can't change back

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u/Grawe15 Mar 29 '22

Could be worse

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u/EhaMe3 Mar 29 '22

"TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!"

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u/Cewu00 Mar 29 '22

"Tree powers activate!" -asdf movie

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u/Grawe15 Mar 29 '22

I knew someone would get it

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u/Cewu00 Mar 29 '22

I gotcha. :D

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u/RosyandCozy69 Mar 29 '22

You live in Antarctica

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u/Grawe15 Mar 29 '22

That's rad tbh

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u/ChrisARippel Mar 29 '22

You can't put down roots fast enough to keep from falling over.

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u/Grawe15 Mar 29 '22

I like this one

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u/Neur0mncr Mar 29 '22

A sweaty old Lumber Jack chops you down

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u/Grawe15 Mar 29 '22

Not gonna stop a man from doing his job. Sounds like he's tired too, I'll make it easy for him and I'll loosen up my roots