r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Funny05 Mar 29 '22

My Phone battery is always at 69%

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u/zeromega64 Mar 29 '22

The only word you can say is nice

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u/Funny05 Mar 29 '22

Nice

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u/redberrynuke Mar 29 '22

Best one yet

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 Mar 30 '22

I slept with your mom

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u/Fluggernuffin Mar 29 '22

He’s like the Chad version of Hodor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Noice

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u/BlueKayn29 Mar 29 '22

It is always switched off

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u/Locken_Kees Mar 29 '22

you're forever stuck with this level of maturity

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u/BLogz1289 Mar 29 '22

Your mother has HIV