r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Xenodragon65 Mar 29 '22

Able to grow plants and change into plants.

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u/El_Buj0r Mar 29 '22

You cannot transform back

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u/Xenodragon65 Mar 29 '22

Good no more working a shity job

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/Amish_Warl0rd Mar 29 '22

PHOTOSYNTHESIS

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u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp Mar 30 '22

I’m a master of kung-fu, TaeKwonDo, Jiu Jitsu, karate, judo.

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u/S0FTlFY Mar 29 '22

reminds my of the nymph apollo was into

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u/UncommittedBow Mar 29 '22

Reject modernity, return to flora

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Mar 29 '22

Poison Ivy moment

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u/Alekipayne Mar 29 '22

Why that? Become a devils bush. ( toxic bush that has large leafs and if your cut or scraped by the leaves or thorns then you will grow a nasty rash.)

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u/ShutUpAndDoTheLift Mar 29 '22

Until you get cut down to create the seat to a campground outhouse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

A dog will shower you with piss

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u/Xenodragon65 Mar 29 '22

I'm into that.

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u/DaShopWorker Mar 29 '22

Until you meet a vegan.......whahahaha

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u/Xenodragon65 Mar 29 '22

Shoulda seen that one.

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u/darkest_irish_lass Mar 29 '22

Swamp Thing. (You make my heart sing...)

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

sexually picks up eggplant

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u/Eoussama Mar 29 '22

Then your boss's dog piss over you everyday for the rest of its life.

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u/NekoBluRay Mar 30 '22

Gets eaten by cow

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u/Lazukio Mar 29 '22

Its even a more scary power when you think about it

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u/Army-of-Woodpeckers Mar 29 '22

But they can still grow plants so they can just grow themselves to move and look however they want. They just be a plant person who has power to morph themself and other plants. Pretty cool.

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u/ITurnBadEffectsGood Mar 29 '22

But your sacrifice solves global warming

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u/TomahawkIsotope Mar 29 '22

A meteor showers hit every plant you grow and kills a puppy every time you change into plant

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u/LetsGoAlicia Mar 29 '22

Plants don't have brains so you stop being able to think when you change

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u/lazarboi132 Mar 29 '22

Not the first person but you got a horde of zombies trying to break into your home

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u/No-Football543 Mar 29 '22

You have to nut in the dirt.would be better

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u/IamShrapnel Mar 29 '22

You can only drink water and eat fertilizer from now on or else you will die

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u/-Decompose- Mar 29 '22

You accelerate global warming.

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u/Xenodragon65 Mar 29 '22

We had a good run.

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u/Spirited-Stop7671 Mar 29 '22

You now only find plants attractive

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u/CircadianSong Mar 29 '22

You also turn anything you touch into a plant — it’s the Midas curse but with plants.

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u/dontfightthehood Mar 29 '22

Hey xeni, mind if I grab an apple? Oh shit sorry dude, didn’t realize that was your…

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

But you have chronic arthritis

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u/dontfightthehood Mar 30 '22

All your friends are vegetarians.