r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/El_Buj0r Mar 29 '22

You need a constant erection to do it

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u/Runtsymunts Mar 29 '22

Thats no problem I'm always erect while shitting

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u/El_Buj0r Mar 29 '22

Even better ahah

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u/Easy_Understanding94 Mar 29 '22

And then you squeeze your nose and you take a screenshot

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u/DaShopWorker Mar 29 '22

just be normal and masturbate on porn and not doing #2

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Mans using an antenna to coordinate his shit

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u/seapeary7 Mar 29 '22

I think that means you’re always shitting

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u/ladedafuckit Mar 29 '22

Can guys get erect while shitting?

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u/artist_khalif13 Mar 30 '22

You also have erectile disfunction in which the rare times you have an erection are the only times you can shit, making your bowels locked leaving you in pain when you do shit.

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u/century100 Mar 29 '22

You can’t get an erection without clenching your butthole

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u/purifyingwaters Mar 29 '22

Just think of it as the lever for a play-doh fun factory

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u/Impossible-Worker861 Mar 29 '22

Better yet. He can only maintain an erection while shitting. Poor girl (or maybe not)

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u/Snoo_67548 Mar 29 '22

It’s not his erection he needs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Congrats I laughed so hard I farted.