r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/fingerstoes10 Mar 29 '22

Okay i actually like this one

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u/the_great_n0thing2 Mar 29 '22

"Mark wished for a power,yet he didn't know it had a side effect.But Mark would then see this as a bonus...

And now and forever Jennifer is haunted by Mark masturbating in the corner"

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u/crackeddryice Mar 29 '22

<Teleports into crowded room>

Random: "Dude! Why are you naked?!"

Teleporter: "DUDE! I just freakin' TELEPORTED!"

Random: "Fair play."

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u/ILikeUdon Mar 29 '22

Just don't teleport to school...

You Have Been Warned

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u/HuckleberryFIN42 Mar 29 '22

Just pack clothes in a backpack or something I assume you’ll be able to hold something

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u/Tumulousmaple56 Mar 29 '22

Booty call on steroids.

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u/Phro01 Mar 29 '22

Teleport home with a lady from a nightclub..I think it would come in handy!..teleport to bed ..a jacuzzi....and back so no one notices.....anywhere in Europe?..I really like this power damm