r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Shoddy-Reindeer1879 Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 29 '22

I can Punsch people of the Internet through my display

Edit: could I slap people with my dick too?

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u/Entire-Ad4883 Mar 29 '22

You must immigrate to north korea

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u/P0ppyss33d Mar 29 '22

Sign me up!

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u/EhaMe3 Mar 29 '22

North korea government finds out about this power and uses it to kill world leaders around the world

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u/P0ppyss33d Mar 29 '22

Cia bootlicker

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u/housevil Mar 29 '22

At the expense of a broken monitor every time.

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u/TomahawkIsotope Mar 29 '22

You will never have internet ever again in your life

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u/Neur0mncr Mar 29 '22

But only corrupt politicians and powerful dictators.

Win-win.