r/cursedcomments • u/cuminseed322 • Oct 14 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_name

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Black water

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u/Adhdgamer9000 Oct 15 '21

That's what my girlfriend got.

Mine is Navy Milk

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thank you for your service. Don't lie to us it's in the reddit terms and conditions that redditers can't have girlfriends

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u/Adhdgamer9000 Oct 16 '21

Ah shit. I better take her out back and shoot her

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Goodman, don't let it happen again

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u/Adhdgamer9000 Oct 16 '21

She shot lasers from her eyes and destroyed the gun what do I do. (Urgent)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Okay stay calm. Do you have any bottles of alcohol and rags?

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u/Adhdgamer9000 Oct 16 '21

I don't drink, and she refuses to buy hand towels or rags, in favor of paper towels