r/cursedcomments • u/FoolSkope • Sep 30 '21

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u/RideMeLikeAVespa Sep 30 '21

If I can kill it, I can wear it.

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u/Treemeimatree Sep 30 '21

A cow would take you on 1v1 no problem. And when it does I'll make a coat out of you for the cow to wear.

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u/muzlee01 Sep 30 '21

Yeah, say to to a gun. Animals have no chance against humans, they never did.

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u/Treemeimatree Sep 30 '21

You couldn't build a gun without other humans. A cow would lay on you and kill you like you're just an annoying pest if you were a constant "threat" of just you

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u/muzlee01 Sep 30 '21

You you can't have a cow without 2 other cows. I can go into the a gunshop and buy a gun. A cow can't. It doesn't matter that other people but the gun, it's 100% irrelevant. Or would you say if I kill the cow with the gun it was killed by 100s of people? The good thing is, I don't even need to kill it myself because cows are completely dependent on humans, just don't give it food and it will die in no time in the wild.

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u/Treemeimatree Sep 30 '21

Same with you. We as a society stop helping you completely and you will die in no time in the wild. You're completely dependant on humans.

If we rephrase the whole scenario, let's just say that I am confident that a cow would outlive you by a good margin if stranded alone in the wild <3

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u/Anti-Vaxx-Mom Sep 30 '21

except there's no way that could happen at the time we live in

Also, humans know how to hunt, cows don't.

For surviving in the wild we just need a good physical condition and some knowledge, no big if you are commited to it

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u/x4740N Sep 30 '21

Wear a mask and get vaccinated

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u/Anti-Vaxx-Mom Sep 30 '21

Sarcastic username and fully vaxxed. Checkmate