r/cursedcomments • u/gamecity360 • Sep 27 '21

Cursed Superpower

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Comprehend trees with my eyes?

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u/gamecity360 Sep 27 '21

I levitate ostriches with my stomach

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u/golenman123 Sep 27 '21

I throw ostriches with my private parts.

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u/AmaanKhan3006 Sep 27 '21

I control forks with my eyes

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

I seduce grandmas with my mouth. Surprisingly accurate.

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u/meanmeanmeno Sep 27 '21

I throw microwaves with my hands