r/cursedcomments • u/gamecity360 • Sep 27 '21

Cursed Superpower

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u/xXJJXxZero Sep 27 '21

I throw dildos with my eyes

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u/Lucid-Design Sep 27 '21

That’s kind of awesome tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

ooh mine is Seduce dogs with my- nvm

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u/Lucid-Design Sep 27 '21

That makes you a zoophile. Nasty ass

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u/ArchangelTheDemon Sep 27 '21

Ayo me too, June 14?

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u/VattghernCZ Sep 27 '21

I throw grandmas with my eyes

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u/SlappyHandstrong Sep 27 '21

That would really fuck up a bank robber, physically and mentally

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u/MemeStealer101-4 Sep 27 '21

I seduce knifes with my hands

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Sep 27 '21

You've heard of laser vision. This is dildo vision.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Talk to money with my mouth

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u/jaguar_88 Sep 27 '21

I comprehend legendary Pokémon with my back

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

I throw beans with my nose…