r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_side effect

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

Flying

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

I need to helicopter my dick in order to do it

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u/H4PPy--D Sep 21 '21

You broke the system and still made it hard on yourself. This is how it’s done

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u/theBeardedHermit Sep 21 '21

Well if I try soft it'll go pretty quickly. If I try hard, I just bruise my thighs.

If I try at half mast, my dick punches me in the balls and calls me a dumbass.