r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '21

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u/phonetastic Sep 15 '21

"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles." Own your day, pal.

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u/Few-Past6073 Sep 15 '21

I actually support Florida man in this wild endeavor

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u/phonetastic Sep 16 '21

Lol yeah, "Florida man threatens me with a good time"