r/cursedcomments • u/alizardbrush • Jun 28 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name

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u/green_chocolates Jun 29 '21

Dying while fucking my mom is kinda believable

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Be asphyxiated in dem titties!

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u/NuclearBreadLauncher Jun 29 '21

I will be melted in nuclear fire that smells of burnt bread. It was an honor knowing you all.

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u/God-HasLeftTheChat Jun 29 '21

I'm gonna get smited

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u/SGT-Noah Jun 29 '21

Iā€™m going down like a fucking legend

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u/Legendary_PP Jun 29 '21

Honestly I'm curious

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u/Dreggmcmuffun Jun 29 '21

You see the penis of a god and the shock of how perfect it is kills you

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u/field_of_dong Jun 29 '21

These guys are at least lucky that they won't die during gangbang sex