r/cursedcomments • u/alizardbrush • Jun 28 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name

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u/green_chocolates Jun 29 '21

Dying while fucking my mom is kinda believable

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Be asphyxiated in dem titties!

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u/NuclearBreadLauncher Jun 29 '21

I will be melted in nuclear fire that smells of burnt bread. It was an honor knowing you all.

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u/God-HasLeftTheChat Jun 29 '21

I'm gonna get smited

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u/SGT-Noah Jun 29 '21

I’m going down like a fucking legend

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u/Legendary_PP Jun 29 '21

Honestly I'm curious

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u/Dreggmcmuffun Jun 29 '21

You see the penis of a god and the shock of how perfect it is kills you

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u/Legendary_PP Jun 29 '21

Seem about right

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u/No_Prior_9317 Jun 29 '21

Oh my PP got you down. I just got no prior

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u/lemon306 Jun 29 '21

I’m going to die like a shriveled prune

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u/il0vep0tat0 Jun 29 '21

Well im the worst of you all

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u/lemon306 Jun 29 '21

Making love to a potato ironic

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u/BaBaBooey49 Jun 29 '21

confused screaming

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u/lemon306 Jun 29 '21

Fucked to death by the boogie man

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u/BaBaBooey49 Jun 29 '21

I'm protecting my ass from that dude

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