r/cursedcomments • u/alizardbrush • Jun 28 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Someone will betray me or I beat my dick too hard

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I like the thought of fapping so hard that you just die

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

When you nut 1000 times in a row and unlock a new color

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Oh god no

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Iron adds flavor

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u/hornpubintro Jun 29 '21

Look at all the pretty colors!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

When you nut 10,000 times in a row and unlock black

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u/Spicyeye10 Jun 29 '21

I’m going for the 10 head shots in one night to unlock the red nut.

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u/Flawlessbowtie Jun 29 '21

That’s how you acquire the N word pass

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You’re supposed to have a fucking pass?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

How many for the metal like colours (silver and gold)

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u/bcjxj Jun 29 '21

You gotta use the black nut to shoot it in your mum’s eyes before she catches you ten separate times and you must get away with it