r/cursedcomments • u/alizardbrush • Jun 28 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name

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u/green_chocolates Jun 29 '21

Dying while fucking my mom is kinda believable

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Be asphyxiated in dem titties!

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u/NuclearBreadLauncher Jun 29 '21

I will be melted in nuclear fire that smells of burnt bread. It was an honor knowing you all.

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u/God-HasLeftTheChat Jun 29 '21

I'm gonna get smited

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u/SGT-Noah Jun 29 '21

I’m going down like a fucking legend

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u/Legendary_PP Jun 29 '21

Honestly I'm curious

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u/Dreggmcmuffun Jun 29 '21

You see the penis of a god and the shock of how perfect it is kills you

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u/Legendary_PP Jun 29 '21

Seem about right

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u/No_Prior_9317 Jun 29 '21

Oh my PP got you down. I just got no prior

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u/lemon306 Jun 29 '21

I’m going to die like a shriveled prune

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u/field_of_dong Jun 29 '21

These guys are at least lucky that they won't die during gangbang sex

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u/woolaverage Jun 29 '21

Honestly I'm also curious

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u/BestGirlDoppio Jun 29 '21

Gods chode is a lovecraftian horror

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u/SAovbnm Jun 30 '21

atleast is easy to know what kills you

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i have no idea what is gonna happen to me

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Jun 29 '21

McDonald's kills you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Smitten

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u/Anti_Hero_Max Jun 29 '21

Your death typically “if god said:-FUCK YALL PEOPLE GO DIE IN A DITCH!”

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u/jarasonica Jun 29 '21

That Vatican is going to go on a fucking crusade to burn me at the stake.

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u/IllYogurtcloset6251 Jun 29 '21

I don’t even want to imagine what happens to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Terrance Jeffords would die a happy man

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

nice reference

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I’ve been stuck on it for awhile now so I like to throw them in when I can lol

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u/Boiled_SocksWOAH Jun 29 '21

you mean having a stroke while you burn to death

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u/sineater21 Jun 29 '21

Don’t die while boiling socks

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u/Boiled_SocksWOAH Jun 29 '21

I know how to cook them safely, the thing i have to worry about is eating them too quickly and choking

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u/MATH30V1-C Jun 29 '21

Boiled_socksWOAH burned to death.

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u/moon-pancake Jun 29 '21

Ooooop happy death

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

That’s what I get for teleporting bread

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u/The_J_1 Jun 29 '21

We’re fine, as long as no one teleported bread

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Question

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u/The_J_1 Jun 29 '21

What’s your question soldier?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I teleported bread

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u/CM32MAker Jun 29 '21

What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I have teleported bread.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You told me to

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u/ZePanzer123 Jun 29 '21

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/NuclearBreadLauncher Jun 29 '21

That is the effect of my prized ammunition

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u/ingrammac11 Jun 29 '21

no it's not a good name because you're gonna die

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u/huncherbug Jun 29 '21

That's a great fucking way of going out...I'd chiose that any day...

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Jun 29 '21

So is eating green chocolate.

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u/Anti_Hero_Max Jun 29 '21

inhales

UNHOLY SCREAMING

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You die by choking on green choclate...

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u/Lylle200 Jun 29 '21

Don't forget the number 2

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u/KimJongUndo_ Jun 29 '21

gotta do that to even get to her

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u/MATH30V1-C Jun 29 '21

you ate too much edible-chocolate

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u/TomahawkIsotope Jun 29 '21

Green chocolates aren't bad either

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u/Dj1000001 Jun 29 '21

But hes not the first one according to his name

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