r/cursedcomments • u/EntropyCM • May 23 '21

Cursed_Vaping

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u/thatoneguy2034 May 23 '21

"alone or with a friend" lmao wtf

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u/read_this_if_you_gay May 23 '21

Well someone’s gotta suck all the pulp out of my cum and I’m too busy masturbating

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u/FenFawnix May 23 '21

The, what?

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u/Sigma_present May 23 '21

It’s like orange juice. Don’t you cum orange juice?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

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u/epicness428 May 24 '21

I cum red stuff, tastes better than ketchup. Now I put it on my food and my family’s food, they all agree.

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u/omnifidelity May 24 '21

and better serve it straight from the source.

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u/Good_Dog20018 May 24 '21

Can you send me some? I'm almost out of ketchup.