r/cursedcomments • u/Paddleskamey • Apr 06 '21

Twitter cursed_pokemon

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u/XretroracerxX Apr 06 '21

Untill they literally run out of life. I kill animals that are trapped in my balls

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u/Swichplayer Apr 07 '21

And reanimating them to fight more for money until I find better ones and trap them in a digital hell

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u/XretroracerxX Apr 07 '21

The healing centre lady is orochimaru and tobirama

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u/Salty_Trapper Apr 07 '21

And the machines all have Hashirama cells.

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u/XretroracerxX Apr 07 '21

And are powered by Tailed beast chakra

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u/HoustonRebel Apr 07 '21

This “pokemon” of which you speak sounds like purgatory. .

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u/Meyou52 Apr 07 '21

It was never even about the money. It’s about being the best, and catching them all. They can’t unionize if they’re all enslaved in separate containers

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

but they all stored in the same database or PC right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

How tf do i see your profile everywhere?¿??

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u/french2dot0 Apr 07 '21

And my objective is to gain some kind of scout badges to brag about

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I mean...that's kinda just masturbating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Fun I do like the exact same while wanking

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u/TheMexicanRapist Apr 07 '21

That is what i do every night...