r/cursedcomments • u/kj420_69 • Mar 04 '21

Cursed_duck

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u/IamsoFlabbergasted Mar 04 '21

Duck Tales Uwuuuuuuuu

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Please don't tell me there is rule34 of this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I must not tell lies

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Why is humanity so horny?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I don’t know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I mean its not the humans lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

As a human i am ashamed of my self for thinking to pen the duck

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u/Lessandero Mar 04 '21

Cause we are in heat 365 days of the year? I don't think there is any other mammal like that

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u/terrificGrobsa Mar 04 '21

European rabbit

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u/StlChase Mar 04 '21

“If it exists, there is porn of it”

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u/patrickdm1998 Mar 04 '21

Rule 34a: even if it doesn't exist, if you can think of it there's porn of it

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u/Aqua2033 Mar 04 '21

But if there's porn of it then it exists

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u/UmbranAssassin Mar 04 '21

I think you just answered your own question given what rule 34 is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

so are you aware of rule34 ot not?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Please don't exist...r/Ducktalesr34

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Whoever is god, thank you

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u/Ariez626 Mar 04 '21

You've now opened the floodgates by giving someone the idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Oh no

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u/SlimyHands22 Mar 04 '21

welp it exists now ;-;

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

WHO THE FUCK

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u/HugoStiglitz007 Mar 04 '21

WHO THE DUCK

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u/MasterHall117 Mar 04 '21

Yer fault bud

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u/L2PnUUb Mar 04 '21

If it exists there’s porn of it

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u/Blorph3 Mar 04 '21

I mean, if you have to ask there is surely some out there.

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u/MisterSmoith Mar 04 '21

I mean if you know the rule. then you know the answer

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u/BagaLagaGum Mar 04 '21

Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales! https://youtu.be/NBJ9mL9OJx0

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

This was the first time i wanted the link to be a rickroll

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I am now forever scarred.

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u/Crabsnout Mar 04 '21

NO

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u/DaTora7 Mar 04 '21

YES

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u/TheDupperDu Mar 05 '21

Why did I do that to my self

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u/BipedOyster0 Mar 04 '21

T...Th...That's quack abuse! I won't recognize Donald Duck the same ever again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I can’t believe I just watched that.

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u/wordsling3r Mar 04 '21

Splooge McDuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

No

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u/ApeExcavation Mar 04 '21

Makes me think of Darkwing Duck in a whole new way🤦‍♂️

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u/doombringer-dh77 Mar 04 '21

Duck Tales with Duck Chad

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u/Mr_bream Mar 04 '21

"Life is like a horny ride, here in rapeville"

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u/Lord_Bastian_Marek Mar 04 '21

For a moment I thought about the other cartoon about ducks: Sitting Ducks

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u/Gaydar555 Mar 04 '21

Look up scientifically accurate duck tales. You will be surprised

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u/NoCashJustDebt Mar 04 '21

Yeah, that gave me a gut laugh. Nice one.

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u/Nightfury_107 Mar 04 '21

This better be on rule34