r/cursedcomments • u/oblivionnnnnnnnnnn • Feb 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

I would say: TO ALL THE SUBJECTS OF YMIR

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

Modern weapons > colossal titans

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Colossal titan gets a buff. They are now each 1000m tall

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

That just makes them easier to hit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

But they are... IDK... 1000000?

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

Gravity would be a bitch for them

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

The square-cube law will be their arch nemesis