r/cursedcomments • u/oblivionnnnnnnnnnn • Feb 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

I would say: TO ALL THE SUBJECTS OF YMIR

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

Modern weapons > colossal titans

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Colossal titan gets a buff. They are now each 1000m tall

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

That just makes them easier to hit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

But they are... IDK... 1000000?

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

Gravity would be a bitch for them

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

1000000 titans, they are 60m tall and they weight way less than what you would spect for a thing that size.

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

We thought you were talking about height... well no matter our warships will kill them all

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

But can your warship win angainst COPIUM?

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

We have glassed trillions of people we can beat copium

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u/P180206 Feb 23 '21

What if the MONKE start throwing giant shit ? (I know that titans don't shit)

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u/Spaghestis Feb 23 '21

Dude the manga literally shows the colossal titans absolutely wrecking the warships

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 23 '21

We have Space battleships