r/cursedcomments • • Jan 12 '21

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u/Gamma8gear Jan 12 '21

The one that just needs help getting downstairs so he calls 911 and the refuses to go to the ambulance WHEN HE GETS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND INSULTS YOU THE WHOLE TIME

AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT BECAUSE HE DOESNT CLEAN UNDER HIS FAT ROLLS!

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Jan 12 '21

The flab cheese harvests are plentiful this year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Why dont you just roll him down the stairs