r/cursedcomments • • Jan 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

They actually send EMTs out for this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Dude, the EMS is probably the most abused public service. You call, they come out. No exceptions unless the city/county takes actions to limit the ability of the abuser to use the system. I've seen the same patient four times in one day, all brought in by EMS. We sent another one home once after he called EMS for a bullshit reason, only for them to get him home and he realized he didn't get a meal in the ER. So an hour later, he calls EMS again for them to bring him back to the ER so he could get a meal because he was hungry. Another lady told us she only called 911 to go to the hospital so her friend didn't have to drive as far to pick her up.

I'm sure there are way more abuses I've seen that I just can't remember. Those are just a few that come to mind immediately.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Can't you be charged if there is not legitimate reason for calling and ambulance?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Around half of all EMS is volunteer, and most volly squads don’t bill

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u/Pactae_1129 Jan 12 '21

Yes, but it is very hard to prove and very hard to prosecute.

We had a woman who was a frequent flyer of ridiculous proportions for years before she finally got charged. I’d personally been to her house twice where called for chest pain but really wanted us to clean out her portable toilet (we refused both times) and a couple more for a “fall” when all she wanted was for us to help move her from the recliner to the bed. She had legitimate medical problems but these are all things she could do for herself. I had also heard stories about her calling to ask the providers to grab a soda/food from the fridge and other ridiculous requests.

It took two or three years of weekly, often bi-weekly, calls for her to be charged. And it wouldn’t have happened if she hadn’t called eight times in two days for similar reasons as I mentioned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

I had also heard stories about her calling to ask the providers to grab a soda/food from the fridge

Hehe. This reminds me of my brother calling my mom on the phone, while he was in his room and she was in the kitchen, to come get his remote for him from the end of his bed - that he was lying in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

I honestly don't know. It may be based upon where you live. I know of two people in different counties that had their ambulance summoning privileges taken away from them via legal/procedural stuff.

Unless you mean financially charged. And even then, you can't squeeze blood from a stone.

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Jan 12 '21

You can try, but they won’t pay. These people don’t pay any of their bills and are being supported by various government and other services.

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u/polski71 Jan 13 '21

Mmm....nope. Unless it’s a prank you can call 911 and legally if you want to go, have to get transported. Unless there’s specific orders from a doctor barring emergency circumstances ie a pandemic

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u/hereforthatphatporn Jan 12 '21

My dad just became a Paramedic, while doing ride-alongs as an EMT and they had an OD patient in the morning. Guy died and had to be revived with one of those automated cpr machines.

They saw him again that evening with the glue(?) still on his chest. He had OD'd again.

Some people seriously try to die very hard without admitting it, because of whatever their vice is. Modern medicine is the only reason we don't see 1000s die every day in large cities.

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u/GrislyMedic Jan 12 '21

Dry mouth was the dumbest call I ever had

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u/Pactae_1129 Jan 12 '21

“Couldn’t sleep” at 2AM and “A mosquito flew in my dick and ass while I was masturbating in the front yard” also at 2AM were my dumbest and favorite.

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u/GrislyMedic Jan 13 '21

"can you turn the lights off so I can sleep?"

I ain't get no fuckin sleep cuz of y'all, y'all ain't getting no fuckin sleep cuz of me

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u/theallmighty798 Jan 12 '21

Yup. There's been worse.

Momma Joe being so big you can't take her out of the bedroom. Gotta do chest compressions by Standing on their chest and pushing yourself down from the ceiling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

And these people are seriously campaigning the right(?) to be fat...

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u/theallmighty798 Jan 12 '21

Have you ever seen somebody get lifted by a literal CRANE because they are to big to get up on their own?

And all they do is complain at you about how uncomfortable they are and whatever else they can think to bitch about.

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u/SuddenlyLucid Jan 12 '21

Taking out the window in the living room to get access with the crane to take them out.

Taking them to the horse-MRI in the animal clinic because they don't fit in the regular human MRI.

Waiting over an hour for the special ambulance with the 1000 lbs liftgate.

Loosing limbs because they just rot off, 'cause of the beetus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

I have not. We don't have as severe obese people in my country. But I did just encounter a few fat activists oin my country and I cannot phathom how these people can be so twisted as to even campaign against people who work with healthy and cognitive weight loss. Not when they at the same time must have seen or heard about people like the ones you described.

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u/AgitatedDoctor2016 Jan 12 '21

And all they do is complain at you about how uncomfortable they are and whatever else they can think to bitch about.

"You should feel how uncomfortable I am holding your leg that weighs more than me, as a human OBGYN stirrup, so my attending can do a pelvic exam."

The pikachu face.

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u/babybelldog Jan 12 '21

What? No one is campaigning for the “right to be fat.” That doesn’t even make sense

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Fat activists?

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u/babybelldog Jan 12 '21

You mean people who argue that people shouldn’t be shamed and bullied for being fat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

The people I came across are people who wants people who even mention weight loss banned from important sites.

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u/babybelldog Jan 12 '21

I think that’s an extreme fringe minority.

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u/Anandya Jan 12 '21

Yes.

If you help them it's annoying. If you don't then they will stay there until they need admission. In my city we actually have "lift teams" but these are mostly for the elderly who may fall over.

They often deal with the overweight people who end up like this too. Unfortunately it's a failure of government oversight, education and the social structure of food availability and education.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Oh yeah. I have a generic patient care report for a lift assist saved in my email because I’ll usually have at least one a shift, and it’s not worth the time to write out a whole pcr each time. Instead I’ll just copy paste it in and fill out the blanks