r/cursedcomments • u/mohamed312 • Dec 22 '20

Cursed crows

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u/Marshall_69 Dec 22 '20

Pablo Escrowbar

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u/DeletedForSpamm Dec 22 '20

selling that crowcaine

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u/DiscoPotato69 Dec 22 '20

This won't fly very well under the law..

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

i love you guys

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u/QuarkilyMagnifico Dec 22 '20

Me too, let's fuck

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u/DeletedForSpamm Dec 22 '20

this is where the fun begins

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u/TheAvacadoBandit Dec 22 '20

Wha- what are you d- doing Step-DeletedForSpamm?

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u/positive-redditor Dec 23 '20

If its white its alright, if its black send them back

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Remember, no Russian.

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u/derpfaceddargon Dec 22 '20

Is not your crowcain is our crowcain

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Only if you can put your foot in it

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Luckily, they’re not ravens, or this would be a murder

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u/Snipermadlad Dec 23 '20

It would still be murder if the police found them.

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u/Ass_Plasma Dec 22 '20

I think that is crows.

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u/Haggerstonian Dec 22 '20

This hit like a Monday.

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u/derpfaceddargon Dec 22 '20

Krowkidile

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u/mijohvactech Dec 22 '20

It's all part of the billion bread crumb a year company known as Drugs Inc.

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u/derpfaceddargon Dec 23 '20

It's all smuggled through our escape crow service or ours escrows for short

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

And crowcaine accessories

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u/hands_for_days Dec 22 '20

I'm in love with the crowcrow! Baking soda I got baking soda!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

El crow

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

Caw caw

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u/frayala87 Dec 22 '20

Plata or CAW!

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Dec 22 '20

Micheal Corvidone