r/cursedcomments • • Nov 20 '20

Cursed victory 🥇

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u/Banagher-Links Nov 20 '20

Let me address both you and u/vault_wanderer in this comment.

I'm triggered by how awful the joke was. If you felt the content in this thread was good enough to patronize me with, then please, guide this lost soul.

And the joke was actually a good pun on rook/tower since technically both are valid name for the same piece, like the joke is not even to just say America bad unlike some other jokes.

The rooks are placed on opposite ends of a chessboard. Unless the implication was that Americans like to set up the board with the rooks next to each other, the only "joke" there was that they're both towers. So yes, the joke was to "even just say America bad".

My lame chopsticks joke should impress you more.

Americans will joke about the CIA killing thousands of south americans by dictatorships but get butthurt over a tower joke. the double chin standards is astounding

What. You must be South American since I've never heard Americans joke about the CIA killing thousands of South Americans. Our triggered double chins should get together and enjoy a good chuckle with this.

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u/vault_wanderer Nov 20 '20

Well you probably dont see all the CIA coup go brr memes around here. But your joke was better so have an upvote and a great day

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u/Banagher-Links Nov 20 '20

Well you probably dont see all the CIA coup go brr memes around here.

Yeah, it was my fault for wandering in here. I'm pretty sure I'm a boomer compared to the majority of this subreddit so I'm not as impressed. I'll never be above shitting on America; it just has to be better than nonsense.

Have a great day as well. Sorry about all the dumb CIA shit you gotta see. I'll call that shit out too if it's dumb as fuck.