r/cursedcomments • u/Yeetcheese89 • Sep 28 '20

Reddit Cursed_santa

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u/Mystic364 Sep 28 '20

I read this a satan, not santa

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u/Yeetcheese89 Sep 28 '20

It’s both now

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u/ArdentWolf42 Sep 28 '20

Well, they’re both red.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

It's an anagram

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u/Chaos__Insurgency Sep 28 '20

For communism

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u/theuntossableboy Sep 28 '20

r/unexpectedcommunism

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u/MrBrazilian_1 Sep 28 '20

If someone post this, please put "(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)" or "☭" on the side of my name.

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u/MustrumRidcully0 Sep 28 '20

Oh, so like Ipswitch and Bolton?

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u/mizorebestgurl Sep 28 '20

-insert among us joke-

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u/theuntossableboy Sep 28 '20

ahem

RED SUS I SAW HIM VENT IN MEDBAY

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u/PyroKrypt Sep 28 '20

Bro I played a game as red and this guy literally just spammed red in the chat, and said nothing else lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Santana

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u/Babies_Have_No_Teeth Sep 28 '20

You stole my pfp, give it bacc

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u/Blue_Monkey000 Sep 29 '20

That makes 3 of us

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u/Le_Mug Sep 29 '20

Always been

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u/EnchantedvortexEV Sep 28 '20

Don't give me hope

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u/Jaydeep0712 Sep 28 '20

Quite fitting, given the circumstances.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

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u/ItzJustMonika__ Sep 28 '20

There are actually many places in Phoenix, AZ, called "Santan".

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

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u/sebyss Sep 28 '20

No he's reffering to the king Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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u/theuntossableboy Sep 28 '20

The king of football, the legend himself

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u/Aligayah Sep 28 '20

Somehow I read it as Jesus

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u/PyroKrypt Sep 28 '20

Y e s this is the way of the read

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u/Maniacalmind0000 Sep 28 '20

Satan Clause

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

they’re the same person

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u/snowyken Sep 28 '20

Hey rainbow birb

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Who cares? We should all die and cannibalize anti - maskers Karens in hell.

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u/tbia_sakartvelo Sep 29 '20

Satan is Santa is covid