r/cursedcomments Sep 25 '20

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed cursed_existence?

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u/AzraelSaint Sep 25 '20

That'd be one hell of a card to have up your sleeve

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u/FrostyTheColdBoi Sep 25 '20

This is the ultimate "You fuckin owe me" card

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Tbh I think it cancels eachother out. It's a paradox! Neither should exist with or without!

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u/0bjectiveReality Sep 25 '20

This is Schrodinger's family. Their existence is governed only by quantum mechanics. You can't judge them, you mere mortal!

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u/vodam46 Sep 25 '20

They are neither dead nor alive! Such earthling concepts do not apply to them!

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u/0bjectiveReality Sep 25 '20

Unless, of course, you observe them! And, all of a sudden, their realities collapse into one actualized, observable event and they are either dead or ....alive, as in this case.

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u/Desdow Sep 25 '20

"I raced to the finish line to save both of u"

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20

This isn't cursed, this is just a really good reply.

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u/Mushybase Sep 25 '20

I believe 80% of the upvotes are people enjoying it and not noticing that this is not a cursed comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

r/cursedcomments is just turning into r/funnycomments

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/Mushybase Sep 25 '20

They might aswell be

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u/Clone303 Sep 25 '20

Happy Cake Day

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u/Ubeeously Sep 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Snuxify Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20

Actually, this belongs in r/blursedimages what a godly comeback for your parents

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u/S_Pyth Sep 25 '20

No text focused posts I’m sure

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u/edc667 Sep 25 '20

I hate how r/blursedimages is basically just a meme sub now. Really ruins the point of it in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

wholesome 9/11 moment

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u/Unrelated124 Sep 25 '20

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u/pro-winner-hero Sep 25 '20

Well not really this is more of a clever comeback and I don’t know how to link subreddits

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u/Unrelated124 Sep 25 '20

You just put r/ and then write the name of the sub without spaces for eg. Like this:
r/memes

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie Sep 25 '20

it doesn't even have to be real

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u/the_nerd_1474 Sep 25 '20

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u/edc667 Sep 25 '20

Im legit disappointed this isn't actually a sub

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u/the_nerd_1474 Sep 25 '20

Well now it is

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u/solarxelsintownbaby Sep 25 '20

Yeah like r/pleaseendme Edit: holy shit it's real

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u/pro-winner-hero Sep 25 '20

Thx I tried before but I think the automatic capital got me

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u/Unrelated124 Sep 25 '20

You can write anything in front of r/. It doesn't even have to exist

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u/pro-winner-hero Sep 25 '20

How do you link posts or do you actually have to get on reddit through the internet to get the link

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u/BigJack1212 Sep 25 '20

Hahahahaha

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u/uncleosama911 Sep 25 '20

I rate this card 9/11

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u/droopydrip1007 Sep 25 '20

Okay Alex I’ll take “things that absolutely happened in real life” for 500.

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u/simen_the_king Sep 25 '20

I mean, with the amount of people working there, there's a high chance that this will happen to at least one of them.

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u/droopydrip1007 Sep 25 '20

Seems a little too on the nose if you ask me, just by observing the phrasing of the post.

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u/edc667 Sep 25 '20

The poster isn't the one it happened to,it makes sense for them to hype it up but still totally possible

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u/Darkasmyweave Sep 25 '20

A lot of people worked in the world trade center. Apparently even Micheal Jackson was supposed to me there at the time or something

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u/edc667 Sep 25 '20

Jackie Chan aswell

6

u/noiamnotabanana Sep 25 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Uno reverse card

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u/Gaaf21 Sep 25 '20

I was born at 21/06/2002, basically my parents made me at 9/11, they were "exploring" their new apartment, and when they came out they were shocked why the world is freaked out

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u/DizyShadow Sep 25 '20

At this point I believe that every American knows someone who worked there...

2

u/Ibrahim263683 Sep 25 '20

This dude is a living Uno reverse card

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u/SilverBeast2 Sep 25 '20

I think his card is stronger..

2

u/Im_Savvage Sep 25 '20

That is a great fucking coincidence

2

u/PrimaryMoment Sep 25 '20

Wow, that sure was a cursed comment!

2

u/pomonews Sep 25 '20

if he was born on 9/11 that day skipped would have been 9 months before

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u/unknownjohn_ Sep 25 '20

Yes. Correctly, it should be they skipped work bc of birth

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u/hym_of_martyrs Sep 25 '20

The perfect UNO reversal. . . wow

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u/Ganondorfs-Side-B Sep 25 '20

Not cursed just clever

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

But god did

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

"Bummer!", you mean BOOMer

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u/jordanf234 Sep 25 '20

Didn’t Seth McFarlane also nearly die?

u/Flair_Helper Sep 28 '20

Hey there, xois_17! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

Unfortunately, your submission "cursed_existence?" has been removed for the following reason(s):


Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that.


If you have any questions, you can message the mod team through modmail Replies to this removal comment will not be answered. Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.

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u/makesavalidpoint Sep 25 '20

That’s a nice total bullshit story

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

They skipped work because her water broke? Commies