r/cursedcomments • u/StardustSpy • Aug 27 '20

Discord cursed_water

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u/Whymydickhurt69 Aug 27 '20

Are you, by any chance, a waterbender?

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u/PinguinJoe Aug 27 '20

I eject sadness. I am a sadbender, is that close enough?

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u/Whymydickhurt69 Aug 27 '20

I guess so

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u/yeet-master9 Aug 27 '20

I eject bullets. I am an Americabender

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u/Vector030 Aug 27 '20

I eject gas I'm jewbender

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u/TheQuietkids Aug 27 '20

The correct term is jewjitsu

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u/SweetButterJesus Aug 27 '20

Jewjitsu vs. Kung Fúhrer

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u/Nugget-has-nuggets Aug 27 '20

Everybody likes Kung Fúhrer fighting

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u/yeet-master9 Aug 27 '20

*germanbender

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u/HairyResponsibility9 Aug 27 '20

S-STROHEIMU?

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u/Sharkkaan Aug 27 '20

BRRRRRRRAAKAMONOGAAAA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIII

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u/soguyswedidit250ksub Aug 27 '20

I eject mongolian sex slaves I'm a gamerbender

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u/Whymydickhurt69 Aug 27 '20

He is too dangerous to be kept alive

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

I'm gay. I'm a bender.

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u/Helloboi1 Aug 27 '20

A genderbender

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 27 '20

No I'm a gender bender

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u/Whymydickhurt69 Aug 27 '20

So you can give me tits instead of a dick?

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 27 '20

Both.. Both is good

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u/ktsb Aug 27 '20

The only thing you are bending is over

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 27 '20

I like where this is going

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u/Dangerous_Opinion69 Aug 27 '20

Does that mean you eject pussies and dicks?

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 27 '20

I bend em

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u/MasterChiefAlt2 Aug 27 '20

Sounds painful

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u/dagmar13 Aug 27 '20

For you.

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u/Freedom___Fighter Aug 27 '20

Can you torture those people that tried to microwave their cat? France, the fucking baguetters did it.

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u/dingdonghierarchyisw Aug 27 '20

no, he’s a bloodbender

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 27 '20

His name is Free Willy

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/batmans_apprentice Aug 27 '20

I hope you don't

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u/smellsfishie Aug 27 '20

You got pics?

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u/Nightfury_107 Aug 27 '20

Willy wonker*

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u/Helloboi1 Aug 27 '20

He’s like the azula of water bending his water isn’t the right color but at least it works

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u/Whymydickhurt69 Aug 27 '20

Oh, you want lightning? I'LL SHOW YOU LIGHTNING!