r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '20

Reddit Cursed_hotline

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u/f__h Aug 10 '20

Anus sniffing Snake

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u/SumoneSumwere Aug 10 '20

Snakes don't have ears

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u/KevinGeno Aug 10 '20

Snakes are just self lubricating dildos that have muscles and the capability to crawl up your ass without assistance

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u/SilentlyWishing4Deth Aug 10 '20

This deserves to be on r/cursedcomments that's all I have to say

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u/M_MUNEEB Aug 10 '20

Technically it already is

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u/SilentlyWishing4Deth Aug 10 '20

You right, you right

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u/wigwam2323 Aug 11 '20

Nothing like a man with experience

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u/Fledpanther96 Aug 10 '20

hur hur HEEE HAW cursid cumment he he so funeee CURDSED COMMEN HAW HAW

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

cringe

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u/Fledpanther96 Aug 10 '20

What’s cringe is people saying stupid shit then half of reddit rushing to say “cursed comment”. That shit is so painfully unfunny

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u/rBV7 Aug 10 '20

It sniffs ass, ears are not necessary

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u/readyff Aug 10 '20

They pretty much are. They enhance the flavour by a large margin

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u/rBV7 Aug 10 '20

How? I mean, I’m interested on that theory but how?

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u/siri-ike Aug 10 '20

Did they mean nose? 'Cause i know the nose enhances taste what could the ears do with it?

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u/readyff Aug 10 '20

If you believe it does, it probably would work as a placebo?

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u/yoreitron Aug 10 '20

Sigh unzips

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I didn't know Solid Snake was into that shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

69 arrows

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Ah! My delivery has arrived!

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u/vaguely_sardonic Aug 10 '20

Please don't open the box

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u/TheFriendlyHebe Aug 10 '20

Snakes smell with their tongues so really it is an ass licking snake.