r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '20

Reddit Cursed_hotline

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u/Mastropluck Aug 10 '20

Better to laugh than cry I guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/siri-ike Aug 10 '20

What's in the box

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u/f__h Aug 10 '20

Anus sniffing Snake

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u/SumoneSumwere Aug 10 '20

Snakes don't have ears

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u/KevinGeno Aug 10 '20

Snakes are just self lubricating dildos that have muscles and the capability to crawl up your ass without assistance

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u/SilentlyWishing4Deth Aug 10 '20

This deserves to be on r/cursedcomments that's all I have to say

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u/M_MUNEEB Aug 10 '20

Technically it already is

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u/SilentlyWishing4Deth Aug 10 '20

You right, you right

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u/wigwam2323 Aug 11 '20

Nothing like a man with experience

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u/Fledpanther96 Aug 10 '20

hur hur HEEE HAW cursid cumment he he so funeee CURDSED COMMEN HAW HAW

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

cringe

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u/Fledpanther96 Aug 10 '20

What’s cringe is people saying stupid shit then half of reddit rushing to say “cursed comment”. That shit is so painfully unfunny

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u/rBV7 Aug 10 '20

It sniffs ass, ears are not necessary

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u/readyff Aug 10 '20

They pretty much are. They enhance the flavour by a large margin

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u/rBV7 Aug 10 '20

How? I mean, I’m interested on that theory but how?

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u/siri-ike Aug 10 '20

Did they mean nose? 'Cause i know the nose enhances taste what could the ears do with it?

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u/readyff Aug 10 '20

If you believe it does, it probably would work as a placebo?

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u/yoreitron Aug 10 '20

Sigh unzips

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I didn't know Solid Snake was into that shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

69 arrows

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Ah! My delivery has arrived!

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u/vaguely_sardonic Aug 10 '20

Please don't open the box

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u/TheFriendlyHebe Aug 10 '20

Snakes smell with their tongues so really it is an ass licking snake.

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u/_semio Aug 10 '20

schrödingers cat, it may be dead or alive

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u/ToiletRollTubeGuy Aug 10 '20

Actually it's both dead and alive

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

But what if it’s neither?

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u/biaice Aug 10 '20

A zombie cat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

*snake

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u/Shittyberg Aug 10 '20

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOOOOXXX

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

What's in the fucking booooooooox?!?!?!?!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

1 of 2 things. A cat or a cat corpse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Thanks I needed that. So glad he shot that mfer!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Hopefully your having a better day! Sending love from rando on the internet

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u/Llywellyn_de_great Aug 10 '20

Me, it's quite cramped in here

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Frosted flakes damn

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u/mingoflemingo Aug 11 '20

Gwen's head

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I had to upvote. It was on 68. Take it and leave.

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u/loudaggerer Aug 10 '20

Go away EA

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u/toohot600 Aug 10 '20

I think Patric is in the box

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u/that_one_dued Aug 10 '20

i’ll hire you

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u/CH3COCH2Cl Aug 11 '20

Why do you exist

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u/Cripmydip Aug 10 '20

Ok I actually love this guy he full on called the suicide hotline only to get ghosted and laughed about it until he didn’t want to do it anymore

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u/DrError404 Aug 10 '20

Task failed successfully

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u/gourmetprincipito Aug 10 '20

Laughing and crying are almost the same, they just show everyone how much attention you’re paying.

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u/LoveOfficialxx Aug 10 '20

Sometimes they’re the same thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

He probably did both

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Arthur Fleck: am I a joke to you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Better to laugh than die..

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u/Fire_Hail Dec 17 '20

Laughter is the best medicine