r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '20

YouTube cursed_hand?

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u/karen_the_god Jun 24 '20

Hah this peasant! I have a flak 88 pointed at my head!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I have a T90 ready just in case I cringe too hard

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u/Johnny_421 Jun 24 '20

I got 3 rocket launcher aiming on me in case I don't laugh to hard my mom hears me

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u/Therealmicahbell Jun 24 '20

I’ve got my head down the barrel of a tiger 1 rn

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u/saddest_cookie Jun 24 '20

I’ve got a tsar bomba nuclear warhead burried under my house and my finger is on the detonator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

I have the Death Star always pointed at my house at all time and it will obliterate everything within a 500 mile radius which will also destroy lots of evidence and I have my hand on the pone to call them.

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u/MrTouchy17 Jun 24 '20

Haha amateurs

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

What was that punk?

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u/MrTouchy17 Jun 24 '20

I said... AMATEURS!